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Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML
by Anonymous / 12/19/2014 at 2:36pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Geek
by pooplife / 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Miscellaneous
by Drafrica / 10/13/2014 at 6:20am / South Africa / Intimacy
Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML
by Anonyme / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / France (Lorraine) / Animals
by shelookslikemiley / 09/23/2014 at 8:48am / Australia / Geek
by Anonymous / 09/13/2014 at 2:56am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by littleteapot / 09/04/2014 at 10:47pm / United States / Intimacy
by anonymous / 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
by Anonymous / 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by embarrassed / 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Degueusement / 08/18/2014 at 12:48am / Intimacy
by Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople / 08/11/2014 at 1:11am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by weirded out / 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML
by Face fucking palm / 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous