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Not_ROFL
  • Town/Country : Des Moines, USA
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30220) - you deserved it (16601)

On 04/04/2014 at 1:26pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)



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