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  • Number of visits : 357
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34582) - you deserved it (18987)

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