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  • Number of visits : 698
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Not_High : ♏ Scorpio ~ ♫ Sum 41 ~ ♥ Cupcakes ~ Skyrim!
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Today, I was accused of being high. Why? Because I was playing with a milk bottle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17361) - you deserved it (4629)

On 03/23/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Not_High (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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