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NotYourOrdinary7
  • Town/Country : Brooklyn, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1115
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NotYourOrdinary7 : I like sports, video games, music and fashion. My friends say I'm evil, but they are wrong. I'm cool peoples, so if you want to chat, message me. :) I'll respond...eventually.

I live in NYC...it's better than your town! lol I kid...it sucks.

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Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

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On 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML

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On 10/08/2012 at 10:07am - intimacy - by bucollegegirl (woman) - United States

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

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On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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