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NotGabe
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6699
  • Number of comments : 180
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 20 posted

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[x] Be a part of a Guinness Book of World Records record breaking charity walk.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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NotGabe's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out why this crazy bitch slashed the tires of my car to prevent me from going to my exam. It's because I'm supposedly the curve setter for the class and she wants to get into medical school without me fucking it up for her. FML

#21515273
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23464) - you deserved it (1634)

On 01/14/2016 at 5:21pm - misc - by notmyfault - United States (Indiana)

Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML

#21514581
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19763) - you deserved it (1065)

On 01/13/2016 at 12:54am - misc - by NeedsANewApartment (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a job interview where I was asked, "Who is your best friend?" I replied truthfully, "My cat", only to then be asked what my cat would describe as my best qualities, which didn't go far beyond, "Remembering to feed him". They weren't impressed. FML

#21511573
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18291) - you deserved it (5074)

On 01/04/2016 at 10:08pm - work - by Emma (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML

#21490307
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22348) - you deserved it (2421)

On 11/09/2015 at 9:07am - misc - by Quendolin - Germany

Today, I realised how damn creepy I am because I get nervous and smile when someone looks at me, and no it's not one of those smiles you'd love looking at, it's a smile straight out of a horror movie. I made a bunch of children run away. FML

#21489520
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21105) - you deserved it (2528)

On 11/07/2015 at 9:33am - misc - by Hipnog (man) - Czech Republic

Today, at work, my coworker's belongings went missing. Infuriated, she accused me of stealing, because I'm black and "stereotypes don't just make themselves." FML

#21487717
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29197) - you deserved it (2352)

On 11/03/2015 at 1:58am - work - by Quicky5_ (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I felt flexible in my yoga class. I put my legs in the butterfly position and tried to press them down. Both my hips popped very painfully and I screamed in the middle of a quiet room. FML

#21485553
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21235) - you deserved it (3580)

On 10/28/2015 at 6:18pm - misc - by MyLegsHurt - United States (California)

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML

#21485281
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25151) - you deserved it (3299)

On 10/28/2015 at 12:11am - misc - by welp - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML

#21484127
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12623) - you deserved it (29578)

On 10/25/2015 at 9:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML

#21483477
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25008) - you deserved it (2286)

On 10/23/2015 at 4:41pm - misc - by haunted (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML

#21481830
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24500) - you deserved it (5414)

On 10/19/2015 at 2:04pm - work - by PoorGal (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML

#21481486
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24634) - you deserved it (7487)

On 10/18/2015 at 3:18pm - work - by RIPcareer - United States (Maryland)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

#21478134
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24745) - you deserved it (5078)

On 10/10/2015 at 1:39am - misc - by iskalion (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

#21477505
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24878) - you deserved it (2652)

On 10/08/2015 at 11:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while working alone, I decided to just try some random impressions, and so I ended up doing a French accent when a customer walked in. To avoid embarrassment, I had to continue faking the accent as he struck up a long conversation with me. FML

#21470038
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21768) - you deserved it (7987)

On 09/18/2015 at 9:56pm - work - by Joshua Sheldon (man) - Australia (South Australia)



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