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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 August 1997 (18 years)
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Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (38674) - you deserved it (12907)

On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

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