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Nordrag

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1555
  • Number of comments : 236
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About Nordrag : I just traveled halfway across the country to visit my friend who i met on this site. If you don't think that's the coolest shit i don't know what is.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Nordrag's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34538) - you deserved it (6991)

On 09/21/2014 at 2:23pm - money - by sickened (woman) - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52144) - you deserved it (4296)

On 07/13/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by speechless - United States (Indiana)



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