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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Nolimit2217 : I finally got an FML published, I guess 14th time is a charm! As for a bit about me, I'm a military guy who likes to read, fish, weight lift, educate myself and travel. I'm always up to chat with new people, so feel free to message me.

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Nolimit2217's favorite FMLs

Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39516) - you deserved it (9273)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:46am - intimacy - by fuundmental/// - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML


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On 02/18/2011 at 7:19pm - intimacy - by afafakfhsg (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML


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On 01/15/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Sachsen)

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML


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On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML


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On 11/16/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML


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On 10/27/2010 at 2:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML


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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML


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On 05/30/2010 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I failed to deliver a bunch of papers to a road that no longer exists. FML


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On 03/09/2010 at 2:41pm - work - by pat (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in I start to hear a noise and thinking it was the tram, decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like an evil giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle aged man taking photos of me. FML


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On 03/07/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by tramrider - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today, my grandma sent me a Valentine's Day card. For years she's been hinting at me to lose weight. The card: a picture of cookies on the front and a gym membership inside. FML


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On 02/13/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by bcca - United States (Ohio)

Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked at me and said "I'm not feeling it. But does this mean we can have sex?" FML


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On 01/27/2010 at 7:09pm - intimacy - by Boned...hard - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML


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On 01/03/2010 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by december2009 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was eating lunch out side with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML


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On 12/17/2009 at 4:43pm - animals - by ollierocks96 - United States (Florida)

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