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Nolimit2217
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 999
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Nolimit2217 : Been reading FML for years now and was thrilled to find the app. I'm a career military guy who likes to read, fish, weight lift, educate myself and travel. I'm always up to chat with new people, so feel free to message me. I've met some awesome people on here, please help keep the trend going!

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Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML

#20150831
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17123) - you deserved it (40577)

On 11/06/2012 at 5:37pm - work - by Misunderstood Waitress (woman) - United States

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name is not Kate. FML

#20140315
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9692) - you deserved it (67539)

On 10/30/2012 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by you (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

#20058507
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21044) - you deserved it (4306)

On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I moved back home after unsuccessfully trying to find work in Florida, despite living there for nine months. About 45 minutes into my 18-hour drive home, a TV station called me to offer me a job interview. I applied for that job over three months ago. FML

#19883197
85 comments

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On 07/02/2012 at 10:22pm - work - by deweyd8855 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML

#19504984
233 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 4:36am - animals - by yikes - United States

Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

#19337051
203 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML

#19078471
96 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by kittens go meow - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

#18803544
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21968) - you deserved it (2968)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML

#18360025
145 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by _Oblivion_ - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML

#17756781
112 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 7:28am - intimacy - by QuickieGirl - United States (Georgia)

Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML

#17607153
185 comments

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On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
107 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16027) - you deserved it (34296)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

#15705121
164 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

#15703960
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32765) - you deserved it (7303)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:46am - intimacy - by fuundmental/// - Australia (New South Wales)



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