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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1880
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Nolimit2217 : I finally got an FML published, I guess 14th time is a charm! As for a bit about me, I'm a military guy who likes to read, fish, weight lift, educate myself and travel. I'm always up to chat with new people, so feel free to message me.

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Nolimit2217's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

#20490582
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48147) - you deserved it (3330)

On 02/02/2013 at 6:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Belgium

Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML

#20150831
474 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18071) - you deserved it (42381)

On 11/06/2012 at 5:37pm - work - by Misunderstood Waitress (woman) - United States

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name is not Kate. FML

#20140315
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10439) - you deserved it (70466)

On 10/30/2012 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by you (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

#20058507
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24811) - you deserved it (4830)

On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I moved back home after unsuccessfully trying to find work in Florida, despite living there for nine months. About 45 minutes into my 18-hour drive home, a TV station called me to offer me a job interview. I applied for that job over three months ago. FML

#19883197
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22072) - you deserved it (2038)

On 07/02/2012 at 10:22pm - work - by deweyd8855 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML

#19504984
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27572) - you deserved it (3332)

On 04/21/2012 at 4:36am - animals - by yikes - United States

Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

#19337051
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21075) - you deserved it (9560)

On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML

#19078471
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28463) - you deserved it (3055)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by kittens go meow - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

#18803544
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24417) - you deserved it (3171)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML

#18360025
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19858) - you deserved it (12551)

On 11/26/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by _Oblivion_ - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML

#17756781
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28003) - you deserved it (5446)

On 09/16/2011 at 7:28am - intimacy - by QuickieGirl - United States (Georgia)

Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML

#17607153
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29049) - you deserved it (8010)

On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24687) - you deserved it (11986)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17784) - you deserved it (36638)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

#15705121
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17986) - you deserved it (30398)

On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)



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