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Noelletakumi

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Noelletakumi

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3311
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About Noelletakumi : Hi.
My name is Noelle.
I am a senior in high school.
I live in Idaho currently.

If you judge me for being young, "immature", a girl, and/or the fact that I reside in potato land, I shall inform you that you are highly mistaken. I tend to be more mature than a lot of my age group and I simply have a lot to say.

Therefore, I am not bothered if my comments are downvoted or my FMLs are never published. I mean, at least I'm not one of those people that comments "First!" Right? That's got to count for something.

P.S. I do enjoy this fuck giving system. I shall try to give fucks to everyone I see!

Noelletakumi's page activity

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Fucked!<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 6:30pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 3:27am<b>CharlesEmersonW</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 1:37pm<b>maximus_prime</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 5:58am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 4:23am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 6:19am<b>IamHercules</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 5:27am<b>khoov19</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 12:13am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 11:42pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 10:24pm<b>fatiezzhm</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 2:15pm<b>HikaruNoGo</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 11:31am<b>Shmatterhorn</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 8:35am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 3:51pm<b>davered89</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 9:41pm<b>moulchlo</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 8:10am<b>CandyDawg</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 6:20am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 6:46am

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Noelletakumi's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard my soon to be step-daughter telling her friend on the phone that she hopes that me and her father's wedding is just a big joke and that he isn't really going to go through with it. I just dropped five grand on a dress and venue. She's in for a surprise. FML

#21430948
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23302) - you deserved it (2490)

On 06/24/2015 at 12:02am - love - by bummed out step monster - United States (California)

Today, it's my birthday. I had asked my parents for a keyboard, and I was really excited to open the massive box they gave me. It was a computer keyboard. I've been playing piano for 11 years. FML

#21428456
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28006) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/19/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by THANKS - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML

#21425403
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37010) - you deserved it (4153)

On 06/13/2015 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

#21418496
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26525) - you deserved it (6054)

On 05/31/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32604) - you deserved it (7081)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

#21403515
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28779) - you deserved it (4823)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59pm - misc - by Upside-Down Sleeper. - United States (Maryland)

Today, I did the smart thing and bought an umbrella before walking to work. My efforts proved useless when a truck ran through a huge puddle and drenched me from head to toe. My underwear was still wet 4 hours later. FML

#21389865
50 comments

Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML

#21382482
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26867) - you deserved it (4096)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:09pm - misc - by anon - United States (California)

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

#21380050
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34636) - you deserved it (2501)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML

#21370427
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (111) - you deserved it (2586)

On 03/08/2015 at 10:41am - animals - by no salt, no burning, just STFU (man) - United States

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

#21369995
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26941) - you deserved it (8738)

On 03/07/2015 at 3:14pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML

#21362244
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26809) - you deserved it (4736)

On 02/23/2015 at 11:58pm - misc - by MDoremis - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I tried to overcome my shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song my iPod was playing. FML

#21359655
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43) - you deserved it (5819)

On 02/20/2015 at 3:12am - misc - by OzzyWannabee - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML

#21359275
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38347) - you deserved it (3303)

On 02/19/2015 at 3:45pm - money - by D: - United States (Colorado)

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

#21346882
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30035) - you deserved it (5214)

On 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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