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Noelletakumi

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2068
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Noelletakumi : Hi.
My name is Noelle.
I am a junior in high school.
I live in Idaho currently.

If you judge me for being young, "immature", a girl, and/or the fact that I reside in potato land, I shall inform you that you are highly mistaken. I tend to be more mature than a lot of my age group and I simply have a lot to say.

Therefore, I am not bothered if my comments are downvoted or my FMLs are never published. I mean, at least I'm not one of those people that comments "First!" Right? That's got to count for something.

P.S. I do enjoy this fuck giving system. I shall try to give fucks to everyone I see!

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Noelletakumi's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML

#21364862
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19608) - you deserved it (1378)

On 02/27/2015 at 9:25pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML

#21362244
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25219) - you deserved it (4503)

On 02/23/2015 at 11:58pm - misc - by MDoremis - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I tried to overcome my shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song my iPod was playing. FML

#21359655
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27386) - you deserved it (5744)

On 02/20/2015 at 3:12am - misc - by OzzyWannabee - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML

#21359275
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37300) - you deserved it (3280)

On 02/19/2015 at 3:45pm - money - by D: - United States (Colorado)

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

#21346882
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29909) - you deserved it (5195)

On 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

#21342921
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38109) - you deserved it (6703)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, like every other day at work, I had to listen to people talk about being addicted to sex. I have to treat people for addiction to something I've never even had. FML

#21337533
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30278) - you deserved it (4596)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:12am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML

#21336619
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32632) - you deserved it (5240)

On 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, thanks to some asswipe drunk driver fleeing the cops the wrong way down a one-way street, I've now had my third wreck this year. My insurance premium's now higher than Bob Marley in a weed factory. FML

#21321099
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31579) - you deserved it (2738)

On 12/20/2014 at 7:53pm - money - by financially_wreckd (man) -

Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML

#21320813
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31681) - you deserved it (2408)

On 12/20/2014 at 9:41am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I asked my teacher how old he was, and jokingly I said, "50?" Then he chuckled, so I laughed and said, "I was kidding… 42, 43, 44?" He then looked at me and said, "Are you trying to guess my age, or your grade percent in this class?" FML

#21315734
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20410) - you deserved it (26081)

On 12/11/2014 at 6:13pm - work - by IHateSchool-.- - United States

Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire. I laughed. Friends laughed. Parents laughed. Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML

#21315641
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25822) - you deserved it (5367)

On 12/11/2014 at 2:55pm - misc - by not laughing anymore - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

#21312925
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29879) - you deserved it (5908)

On 12/07/2014 at 1:15am - misc - by Gassy and sassy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at the fast food joint I work at, I had to climb into the children's play area and chase out two horny teens who thought it was an appropriate place to stick their hands down each other's pants and fool around. I don't get paid enough for this shit. FML

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML

#21293465
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33522) - you deserved it (6462)

On 11/06/2014 at 3:15pm - love - by notsofriendly (woman) - United States (Texas)



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