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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3800
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About Noelletakumi : Hi.
My name is Noelle.
I am a senior in high school.
I live in Idaho currently.

If you judge me for being young, "immature", a girl, and/or the fact that I reside in potato land, I shall inform you that you are highly mistaken. I tend to be more mature than a lot of my age group and I simply have a lot to say.

Therefore, I am not bothered if my comments are downvoted or my FMLs are never published. I mean, at least I'm not one of those people that comments "First!" Right? That's got to count for something.

P.S. I do enjoy this fuck giving system. I shall try to give fucks to everyone I see!

Noelletakumi's page activity

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Fucked!<b>awkwardtico</b> - 9 hours ago<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 7:06am<b>PancakeSlap</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 5:14am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 6:46am<b>YBae</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 7:50am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 7:48am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 4:15am<b>Whiteheads</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 4:00am<b>apineapple</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 3:33pm<b>DustySecrets</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 1:46pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 5:48am<b>Spencyy</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 4:55am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 3:27am<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 7:59am<b>Frillwee95</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 11:25am<b>Etched</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 3:07pm<b>CandienInEurope</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 2:14pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 6:30pm

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Noelletakumi's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that I am just tall enough and my hair is just long enough, to get caught in the ceiling fan if I flip it over to dry it. FML


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On 08/06/2015 at 11:18am - misc - by Lilo4life - United States (California)

Today, I had to wait thirty minutes after closing to check out a lady who was purchasing 20 different styles of curtains. I asked what she would be doing with them all, and she replied that she would be bringing 19 of them back tomorrow, as she didn't know which would match. FML


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On 07/28/2015 at 11:04pm - work - by jlmbull - United States (Michigan)

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24213) - you deserved it (3956)

On 07/17/2015 at 1:14pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 weeks showed up at my house at 7 AM. I was about to give him a kiss when he said, "Good morning, is Sarah here?" I was confused until I realized he didn't recognize me because I had no make up on. FML

Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28466) - you deserved it (2596)

On 07/10/2015 at 11:49pm - misc - by Julianapilikusplatosophophes (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML


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On 07/10/2015 at 10:20pm - work - by don't get paid enough for this (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23715) - you deserved it (4236)

On 07/08/2015 at 3:04am - animals - by coolcat10156 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I overheard my soon to be step-daughter telling her friend on the phone that she hopes that me and her father's wedding is just a big joke and that he isn't really going to go through with it. I just dropped five grand on a dress and venue. She's in for a surprise. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24876) - you deserved it (2861)

On 06/24/2015 at 12:02am - love - by bummed out step monster - United States (California)

Today, it's my birthday. I had asked my parents for a keyboard, and I was really excited to open the massive box they gave me. It was a computer keyboard. I've been playing piano for 11 years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28986) - you deserved it (4322)

On 06/19/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by THANKS - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40305) - you deserved it (4925)

On 06/13/2015 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27892) - you deserved it (6599)

On 05/31/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33600) - you deserved it (7592)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29817) - you deserved it (5061)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59pm - misc - by Upside-Down Sleeper. - United States (Maryland)

Today, I did the smart thing and bought an umbrella before walking to work. My efforts proved useless when a truck ran through a huge puddle and drenched me from head to toe. My underwear was still wet 4 hours later. FML


Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27823) - you deserved it (4454)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:09pm - misc - by anon - United States (California)

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