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NoelletakumiNoelletakumi
  • Town/Country : Nampa, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4406
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 33 posted

About Noelletakumi : Hi.
My name is Noelle.
I am a senior in high school.
I live in Idaho currently.

If you are wondering for some odd reason, my third picture is of my handsome little man, Toby. Yes, he is furbulous.

If you judge me for being young, "immature", a girl, and/or the fact that I reside in potato land, I shall inform you that I will take no offense and simply stare dumbfounded at your statement, wondering why on earth you would be worrying about someone you don't know in this small fragment of your life.

As a side note, I am not bothered if my comments are downvoted or my FMLs are never published. I mean, at least I'm not one of those people that comments "First!" Right? That's got to count for something.

P.S. I do enjoy this fuck giving system. I shall try to give fucks to everyone I see!

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Noelletakumi's favorite FMLs

Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML

#21524651
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15832) - you deserved it (1859)

On 02/10/2016 at 12:08am - misc - by ApparentlyaPotato (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I got let go from my job, because my personal cell phone doesn't always have signal, so I missed an important call from work. My contract specifically said I'd get a work phone, which never happened. FML

#21520740
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20197) - you deserved it (1427)

On 01/29/2016 at 10:54am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML

#21514581
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19768) - you deserved it (1065)

On 01/13/2016 at 12:54am - misc - by NeedsANewApartment (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to my roommate's friend rustling in the attic without permission to be there. When I asked how he got in with all doors and windows locked, he simply said, "It's a secret." FML

#21514032
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18517) - you deserved it (1300)

On 01/11/2016 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Whilst browsing the web, I clicked on an ad that said "How to Get Your Ex Back in a Day". Now I am single and have a computer virus. FML

#21514013
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16060) - you deserved it (20156)

On 01/11/2016 at 4:04pm - love - by lonely - United States (Idaho)

Today, I installed motion sensor lights in my house to save on energy. When I laid down in bed, I saw the lights turn on from downstairs to the kitchen. I live alone. FML

#21508974
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22879) - you deserved it (1705)

On 12/29/2015 at 4:49am - misc - by zzarzzur (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting. As I went to leave the bathroom, someone grabbed the knob and pulled the door shut. I figured it was one of the kids and told them to knock it off. A second later, the grip let off. There was no one there and the kids were still asleep. I don't know what to think. FML

#21508063
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23946) - you deserved it (1643)

On 12/26/2015 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML

#21504620
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21013) - you deserved it (1421)

On 12/16/2015 at 10:42pm - kids - by who wants spaghetti - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at my job as a bagger in a grocery store when I felt the intense need to shit. On my way to the bathroom, an elderly customer insisted I go with her to find an item she needed, despite my telling her exactly where it was and that I was in a hurry. I didn't make it back to the bathroom. FML

#21504421
51 comments

Today, I gave a group presentation. Because I didn't know the last names of my group members, I'd put fake ones in, intending to replace them later. I forgot to change them and I ended up giving a presentation alongside a very angry Greg Penishead and Josh Acne. FML

#21491660
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13289) - you deserved it (27247)

On 11/12/2015 at 11:55am - misc - by friendless1004 - United States (California)

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML

#21490307
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22404) - you deserved it (2429)

On 11/09/2015 at 9:07am - misc - by Quendolin - Germany

Today, I received the honorary title of "student of the month," because I'm the only quiet kid during class. Truth is, I just have no friends. I was given an award for being socially awkward. FML

#21483523
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24211) - you deserved it (2353)

On 10/23/2015 at 6:33pm - misc - by AlwaysAfraid (woman) - United States

Today, I was called a ruthless bitch for not waking up early to search for my car keys, so my boyfriend could go get his pipe and get high before work. FML

#21482942
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22123) - you deserved it (5115)

On 10/22/2015 at 10:05am - love - by cantfallbackasleep - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML

#21481410
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25181) - you deserved it (5213)

On 10/18/2015 at 10:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I discovered that I am just tall enough and my hair is just long enough, to get caught in the ceiling fan if I flip it over to dry it. FML

#21452688
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23024) - you deserved it (2622)

On 08/06/2015 at 11:18am - misc - by Lilo4life - United States (California)



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