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Noelletakumi

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Noelletakumi

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3489
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About Noelletakumi : Hi.
My name is Noelle.
I am a senior in high school.
I live in Idaho currently.

If you judge me for being young, "immature", a girl, and/or the fact that I reside in potato land, I shall inform you that you are highly mistaken. I tend to be more mature than a lot of my age group and I simply have a lot to say.

Therefore, I am not bothered if my comments are downvoted or my FMLs are never published. I mean, at least I'm not one of those people that comments "First!" Right? That's got to count for something.

P.S. I do enjoy this fuck giving system. I shall try to give fucks to everyone I see!

Noelletakumi's page activity

Visits<b>Etched</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:14am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 6:49am<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 8:48pm<b>conivore723</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 1:30pm<b>Chloe555</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 7:14pm<b>amadeclton</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 4:29pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 2:29pm<b>FFStepchild283</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 11:27am<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 5:51am<b>CandienInEurope</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 8:13am<b>python199</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 10:44pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 3:35pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 7:59pm<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 6:49pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 9:26pm<b>dasvdub</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 9:44am<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 9:40am<b>blahblah005</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:54am

Fucked!<b>Etched</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 3:07pm<b>CandienInEurope</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 2:14pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 6:30pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 3:27am<b>CharlesEmersonW</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 1:37pm<b>maximus_prime</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 5:58am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 4:23am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 6:19am<b>IamHercules</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 5:27am<b>khoov19</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 12:13am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 11:42pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 10:24pm<b>fatiezzhm</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 2:15pm<b>HikaruNoGo</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 11:31am<b>Shmatterhorn</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 8:35am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 3:51pm<b>davered89</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 9:41pm<b>moulchlo</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 8:10am

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Noelletakumi's favorite FMLs

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

#21443029
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23376) - you deserved it (3699)

On 07/17/2015 at 1:14pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 weeks showed up at my house at 7 AM. I was about to give him a kiss when he said, "Good morning, is Sarah here?" I was confused until I realized he didn't recognize me because I had no make up on. FML

Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML

#21439825
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27640) - you deserved it (2381)

On 07/10/2015 at 11:49pm - misc - by Julianapilikusplatosophophes (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML

#21439774
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26634) - you deserved it (1823)

On 07/10/2015 at 10:20pm - work - by don't get paid enough for this (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML

#21438347
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22872) - you deserved it (3924)

On 07/08/2015 at 3:04am - animals - by coolcat10156 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I overheard my soon to be step-daughter telling her friend on the phone that she hopes that me and her father's wedding is just a big joke and that he isn't really going to go through with it. I just dropped five grand on a dress and venue. She's in for a surprise. FML

#21430948
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23839) - you deserved it (2515)

On 06/24/2015 at 12:02am - love - by bummed out step monster - United States (California)

Today, it's my birthday. I had asked my parents for a keyboard, and I was really excited to open the massive box they gave me. It was a computer keyboard. I've been playing piano for 11 years. FML

#21428456
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28196) - you deserved it (4032)

On 06/19/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by THANKS - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML

#21425403
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38188) - you deserved it (4194)

On 06/13/2015 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

#21418496
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26586) - you deserved it (6061)

On 05/31/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32621) - you deserved it (7089)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

#21403515
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28792) - you deserved it (4824)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59pm - misc - by Upside-Down Sleeper. - United States (Maryland)

Today, I did the smart thing and bought an umbrella before walking to work. My efforts proved useless when a truck ran through a huge puddle and drenched me from head to toe. My underwear was still wet 4 hours later. FML

#21389865
50 comments

Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML

#21382482
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26886) - you deserved it (4099)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:09pm - misc - by anon - United States (California)

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

#21380050
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34665) - you deserved it (2501)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML

#21370427
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (121) - you deserved it (2590)

On 03/08/2015 at 10:41am - animals - by no salt, no burning, just STFU (man) - United States



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