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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 December 1982 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 956
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Nocturnity : Free-spirited, metalhead biker who loves traveling and meeting interesting people. Occupation: Lead Software Developer.
Oh, I'm the one with the beard (it's shorter now).

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Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45035) - you deserved it (14310)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42565) - you deserved it (10957)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

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