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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 May 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1159
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Noah197099 : I hang out with a group of some of the funniest kids in school, so some of my comments might be funnier than the actual FML. ;) Other times, my comments may seem extremely childish and inappropriate. It's probably because my humor is so advanced that it's out of this world.... I've said too much. Also, my selfie game is fire as can be seen from my profile pics.🔥Feel free to message me, I love to meet new people (I'm desperate).

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Noah197099's favorite FMLs

Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend when we came across the most beautiful piece of Japanese furniture. When I inspected it closely, my boyfriend started laughing. Turns out I was making the same noise I make when I orgasm in reaction to a piece of furniture. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26896) - you deserved it (4529)

On 04/02/2015 at 8:20am - misc - by Repethetic (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33421) - you deserved it (2273)

On 03/28/2015 at 12:39am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got the most tear-jerking comment so far about my severe stutter. While I was talking to my neighbor, his little brother interrupted and asked me if I was possessed by a demon. FML

Today, after 3 hours of sleep, I had to rush to my grandmother's house because she fell and couldn't get up. An embarrassed, half-naked old lady, a very wet rug, an ambulance and a trip to the hospital later, and she still refuses to use her cane and walker. I hope I'm not this stubborn when I'm old. FML

Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML


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On 02/03/2015 at 3:45pm - kids - by burned -

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30474) - you deserved it (2510)

On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34178) - you deserved it (2953)

On 01/22/2015 at 4:02am - health - by shifala (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, my professor was doing roll-call. As usual, she didn't say my name because it's so close to the person before me. So to differentiate, she decided she would call the girl before me "the pretty one". FML


I agree, your life sucks (32342) - you deserved it (2411)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:17pm - misc - by The Ugly One - United States

Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah... I think we're done with that. FML


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On 01/19/2015 at 11:42pm - intimacy - by BDSM4Jesus - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when my mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia. FML


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On 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31275) - you deserved it (3133)

On 01/01/2015 at 10:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a first date, only for us to find the restaurant wasn't open on New Year's Day. My date suggested going to the mall instead. We drove in our own cars. Me: the mall, him: home. I waited for 40 minutes before realising he'd stood me up. Happy New Year to me. FML


Today, I went on a road trip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28630) - you deserved it (4540)

On 01/01/2015 at 3:52am - misc - by sandwhiched - United States (California)

Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27359) - you deserved it (2372)

On 12/30/2014 at 12:24pm - health - by mikki bee - United States (Nevada)

Today, I woke up while staying at my friend's house. I saw the bathroom light on, so for a laugh, I got up and quietly pennied the door. After laughing at him struggling to open the door, I decided to let him out. Turned out it wasn't my friend in there; it was his dad. FML

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