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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 934
  • Number of comments : 124
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About NoReservations : Hey guys, I like I wanted to comment on fmls, so I made an account. Interesting, right?

Haha, I'm kidding. I use the app version so I may not reply to your message for a while. Lets see.. I like candy, a lot, I like books, I like conversation, I like the History Channel, Adventure Time, making new friends, dogs, Pokémon, Sonic games, Chowder, The Misadventures Of Flapjack, pretty much Cartoon Network. The bands I like most are: You Me At Six, Fall Out Boy, Boys Like Girls, All Time Low, Get Scared, Sleeping With Sirens, A Day To Remember, Crown The Empire, Breathe Carolina, Escape The Fate, Mayday Parade, Pierce The Veil, Coldplay, OneRepublic, Abandon All Ships, Never Shout Never, Cute Is What We Aim For, Goo Goo Dolls, Foster The People, etc. This is getting long, so bye.

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