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  • Number of comments : 86
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About NoOneLovesYou : Just because someone's opinion is different doesn't necessarily mean it's wrong... but usually it is, let's be honest.

Take your political and religious views and shove them up your ass. Sorry if it's full from your ego already, time to make room.

You can pick on a person for anything except that which they cannot control. That means when you begin to spew retarded bullshit, don't whine when people call you out for it.

If you have your head royally shoved up your ass, I hope you get explosive diarrhea. It might teach you a lesson. Or not, knowing you.

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Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

#16099079
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22114) - you deserved it (2535)

On 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm - animals - by SMCHR (woman) - Ireland

Today, my dad demonstrated just how incredibly illiterate he is. He sent me a chain email about the awful lives of people with "Asparagus syndrome". FML

#16078669
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20583) - you deserved it (2980)

On 05/07/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by K. - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

#16076748
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39739) - you deserved it (6653)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went on a long overdue vacation to France with my husband and young daughter. As revenge for an earlier prank, my sister has apparently taught my daughter to swear profusely in French. FML

#16068567
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23399) - you deserved it (8143)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML

#16064729
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26819) - you deserved it (6330)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by goinginsane -

Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML

#15985252
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25856) - you deserved it (4475)

On 04/30/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by me - United States

Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge... while we were crossing a river. FML

#15470057
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37953) - you deserved it (3126)

On 03/24/2011 at 6:51pm - misc - by phantomdriver - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34816) - you deserved it (30430)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I was fired. My boss told me via email that it was because I "don't have enough experience with fun spiritual." Uh, what? FML

#15092237
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23799) - you deserved it (2181)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

#15000344
214 comments

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On 02/16/2011 at 7:56am - misc - by rhartnett11 -

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

#14309461
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27798) - you deserved it (2043)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:48am - misc - by Username - Canada

Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with super glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML

#7644326
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6829) - you deserved it (42425)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:25pm - misc - by Lance (man) - United States (Texas)



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