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About NlGHTHAWK : Jui jitsu, wrestling, track and volleyball. Gym is my second home, I have an interesting life.

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Today, someone tried to steal my backpack from the hook on the bathroom stall. Good news: they were caught off-guard by how heavy it was and dropped it. Bad news: my foot is now broken from using it to cushion the backpack's fall. FML

Today, my girlfriend of a year denied in front of everyone that we ever dated. FML

#20930973
121 comments

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On 10/23/2013 at 11:42am - love - by Zkroger (man) - United States

Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML

#20930913
118 comments

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On 10/23/2013 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

#20929956
165 comments

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On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

Today, my financial troubles got so bad, I contemplated visiting a friend simply so I could swipe their deodorant. FML

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On 10/08/2013 at 10:34am - money - by moneymoneymoney (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating because according to him, our child does not have his hair color, eye color, or other facial features. Our son is five days old, bald and hasn't opened his eyes much. The closest thing I can probably compare him to is an old, wrinkly potato. FML

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On 10/08/2013 at 5:55am - kids - by thisguy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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On 10/05/2013 at 4:23pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I pretended to be deaf to a door to door salesman. He knew sign language. FML

#20907982
129 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my parents favoritism towards my brother really shone through when we moved house and he got the nicest and by far biggest room. I wouldn't mind, but my brother is in college overseas and never comes home. FML

#20905397
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On 10/02/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom and I got the answer to the question, "Is our dog really dumb enough to jump out of the window of a moving vehicle?" The answer: Yes. FML

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On 10/02/2013 at 2:36am - animals - by BasketGhost - United States (New York)

Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML

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On 10/01/2013 at 6:18am - misc - by :/ -

Today, I got proposed to. I have been dating my boyfriend for 3 years and we have 2 kids. It was perfect, except it was my ex-boyfriend who proposed to me. FML

#20901818
101 comments

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On 09/30/2013 at 10:47am - love - by courtnayy (woman) - United States

Today, at my job as a fourth grade teacher, I realized that most of my students have far nicer and more expensive phones than I can afford. FML

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On 09/23/2013 at 1:54pm - misc - by poor teacher - United States (Utah)

Today, one of my regular customers asked when we were getting married. I told him as much as I would love that, I didn't think my boyfriend would be very happy. He called me a "stuck up b*tch" and informed me he only comes to my line because he can always see through my shirt. He is 72. And married. FML

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On 09/23/2013 at 2:27am - work - by peejay6831 (woman) - United States

Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML

#20891258
74 comments

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On 09/22/2013 at 9:34am - misc - by me - United States (Texas)



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