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Nightwing98

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Nightwing98

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2620
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Nightwing98 : Recent college grad looking for a few laughs on here. I'm single so if any ladies like what they read then find a way to contact me ;)

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Nightwing98's favorite FMLs

Today, while at work as a cashier, I tried to be sweet and ID an elderly man buying a bottle of wine. He responded by calling me a "blind-ass bitch" and calling my manager for "harassing" him. FML

#19552160
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13133) - you deserved it (25603)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:24am - work - by zomg - United States (Florida)

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

#19541631
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7880) - you deserved it (86061)

On 04/28/2012 at 10:31am - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29295) - you deserved it (11811)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

#19484156
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37992) - you deserved it (2458)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

#19449472
468 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15459) - you deserved it (39160)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91666) - you deserved it (4607)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

#19394272
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23200) - you deserved it (2321)

On 04/02/2012 at 9:37am - misc - by Deadman (man) - United States

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML

#18499980
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18199) - you deserved it (45765)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

#18465565
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28503) - you deserved it (2515)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37844) - you deserved it (8766)

On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

#16221973
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51950) - you deserved it (27116)

On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML

#13079046
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37347) - you deserved it (3465)

On 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by ccblock (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finished a 50 page term end thesis essay on the history of Russia. Looking over the final requirements once more, I find I made just a tiny little mistake. It was supposed to be a thesis on "Prussia". The paper's due tomorrow. FML

#6580357
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29187) - you deserved it (36549)

On 12/03/2009 at 4:08am - work - by WTFFAIL (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML

#6528104
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38577) - you deserved it (5647)

On 11/30/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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