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Nightwing98

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2907
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Nightwing98 : Recent college grad looking for a few laughs on here. I'm single so if any ladies like what they read then find a way to contact me ;)

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Today, I went to my dentist of four years. After the cleaning, the hygienist and I scheduled my next appointment, and she briefly left the room, leaving my file open on the computer. The data in a field called "NOTE" caught my eye: "Sissy. Freak. Always late. Ask about family or will flirt." FML

#20080189
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9672) - you deserved it (27329)

On 09/20/2012 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML

#20024660
533 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13892) - you deserved it (169639)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML

#20020311
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27371) - you deserved it (7366)

On 08/14/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by cl4ptp (woman) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)

Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his "slut-banger all up in that fat booty." FML

#19965581
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32246) - you deserved it (3095)

On 07/20/2012 at 10:12pm - misc - by divorce? i think so (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

#19725965
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40754) - you deserved it (3704)

On 06/03/2012 at 10:21am - love - by Matt - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while at work as a cashier, I tried to be sweet and ID an elderly man buying a bottle of wine. He responded by calling me a "blind-ass bitch" and calling my manager for "harassing" him. FML

#19552160
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14454) - you deserved it (27475)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:24am - work - by zomg - United States (Florida)

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

#19541631
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8135) - you deserved it (87772)

On 04/28/2012 at 10:31am - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30190) - you deserved it (12068)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

#19484156
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39466) - you deserved it (2570)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

#19449472
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15934) - you deserved it (40106)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93260) - you deserved it (4710)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

#19394272
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24282) - you deserved it (2397)

On 04/02/2012 at 9:37am - misc - by Deadman (man) - United States

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML

#18499980
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19047) - you deserved it (47455)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

#18465565
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29337) - you deserved it (2582)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada



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