Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

NicoleErin

Offline (47 minutes ago) | Search for a member

NicoleErin

24Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3785
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

NicoleErin's page activity

Visits<b>mhb210</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 11:23pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 3:42pm<b>dewberry2001</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:31am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 9:09pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 4:17am<b>colton_colton</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 1:53am<b>Koios</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 7:12pm<b>youngmessi252525</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 4:58pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 4:31pm<b>Codyfootball</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 8:44am<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 12:24am<b>Steve97</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 10:34pm<b>TheBadAndGnarly</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 4:02am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 1:35pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 4:24am<b>MrNibNib</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 7:31pm<b>moron011</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 12:06pm<b>danial1214</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:03am

Fucked!<b>Koios</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 1:12am<b>youngmessi252525</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 4:46am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:39am<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 6:24am<b>Codyfootball</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 8:21pm<b>Steve97</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 4:34am<b>moron011</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 8:49am<b>The_Nuke</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 11:08am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 8:49am<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 8:54pm<b>RaspberryFlower</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 7:19pm<b>WTFisTurbo</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 12:20pm<b>joshtapp</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 7:35pm<b>WillyWonkaaaa</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 5:24am<b>RocketmanWelbz</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 4:26am<b>bdobbs1</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 7:57pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 10:26pm<b>Shemp_5</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 10:50pm

NicoleErin's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

See all of NicoleErin's badges

NicoleErin's favorite FMLs

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

#21350765
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19848) - you deserved it (36201)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24478) - you deserved it (33260)

On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, my 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML

#21318238
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31817) - you deserved it (3681)

On 12/15/2014 at 10:38pm - kids - by Lisa - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that the "IRS scam" that I ignored last week was actually not a scam, and now I have a warrant out for me. FML

#21317643
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30174) - you deserved it (6046)

On 12/14/2014 at 10:50pm - money - by dawg - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom texted me and asked what I was up to. In response, I joked, "Dancing on the dining room table, waving dad's Calvin Klein's in the air, and shooting bullets into her bedroom floor." Not only did the cops show up, but now I'm grounded for two weeks for being, "deceptively believable." FML

#21314000
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31795) - you deserved it (5381)

On 12/08/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by #goodbyelife - United States

Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML

#21313388
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37081) - you deserved it (4343)

On 12/07/2014 at 9:12pm - misc - by pubemilkshake - United States (Utah)

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

#21306857
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33964) - you deserved it (3205)

On 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML

#21288808
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36175) - you deserved it (4097)

On 10/31/2014 at 12:25am - love - by facebookdeception - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

#21281977
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31100) - you deserved it (4932)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:38pm - misc - by Anonymos_fmler - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36295) - you deserved it (3795)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML

#21270711
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45783) - you deserved it (10084)

On 10/04/2014 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by SadMother - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML

#21252700
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46788) - you deserved it (3028)

On 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm - work - by crop circle galore - United States

Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML

#21246638
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21057) - you deserved it (42968)

On 08/27/2014 at 6:57pm - misc - by Woops (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

#21245451
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53430) - you deserved it (10758)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)



FML's blog

  • Feeling shitty? Write to Auntie Bernie!
  • It's a new summer, so here's a new feature. OK, that doesn't mean much, but you've got to start somewhere. The idea came from the fact that we get sent a lot of FMLs that touch us, in our heart of…

Friday 24 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: