Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Nicole819

Search for a member

Nicole819

2Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits :
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Nicole819's page activity

Visits<b>molloy2</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 8:07pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 1:35pm<b>KRAZYKILLAKLOWN</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 10:51pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 5:27pm<b>luke4583</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 4:35pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 6:32am<b>upnorth4</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 4:34pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 4:22pm<b>Camwentz</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 2:40am<b>jackipdoc</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 3:23am<b>kaycrazyy</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 12:31pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 6:29am<b>lilauer13</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 9:14am<b>soak_25</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 8:20pm<b>IJG2000</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 5:55pm<b>countryb_cth</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 2:35am<b>heyitzme992</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 10:39pm<b>alcalaboy5</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 8:24pm

Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 10:22pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 10:58pm

Nicole819's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of Nicole819's badges

Nicole819's favorite FMLs

Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean the lint out of my belly button. 5ML

#21038584
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43376) - you deserved it (23132)

On 01/24/2014 at 6:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML

#21034982
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47551) - you deserved it (7670)

On 01/21/2014 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by idiot says pussy (man) - United States

Today, I found out that even after three years, my boyfriend's mother replies, "Unfortunately" when asked if we are still together. FML

#21034680
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42927) - you deserved it (4004)

On 01/21/2014 at 1:25am - love - by monsterinlaw - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML

#21033383
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61670) - you deserved it (9786)

On 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm - intimacy - by Goodyear (woman) - United States (Arizona)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: