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by Anonymous / 01/24/2014 at 6:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by idiot says pussy / 01/21/2014 at 12:43pm / United States / Intimacy
by monsterinlaw / 01/21/2014 at 1:25am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML
by Goodyear / 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns,… Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a…