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Nickel05
  • Town/Country : Bowling Green, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 December 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 743
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Nickel05 : This site has saved me from many hours of boredom and helped me procrastinate so many homework assignments! Love FML!

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Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

#18010067
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27533) - you deserved it (3362)

On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

#18008479
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13306) - you deserved it (67537)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML

#18008275
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26162) - you deserved it (5504)

On 10/17/2011 at 5:37pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's my sister's birthday. My parents got her a cat. I have serious allergies when it comes to cats. When I brought this issue up with my parents, they replied, "This day is not about you, it's about your sister." I can feel my throat tightening already. FML

#18005415
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32284) - you deserved it (2693)

On 10/17/2011 at 7:46am - health - by Cats...FML (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

#18004959
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61942) - you deserved it (3708)

On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States

Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML

#18002643
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13098) - you deserved it (18387)

On 10/16/2011 at 10:50pm - work - by Kate - United States

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

#17996037
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33106) - you deserved it (4701)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

#14120118
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11580) - you deserved it (79446)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent an hour and a half trying to rid my house of smoke and burnt plastic smell because my little sister didn't know she was supposed to add water in the package of microwaveable mac and cheese. FML

#7235673
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18103) - you deserved it (2607)

On 01/09/2010 at 12:45pm - misc - by Justaddwater - France



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