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  • Number of visits : 2468
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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I FOUND OUT THAT WHENEVER MY BEST FRIEND USD TO SAY SHE WANTD TO DO MY DAD, SHE WASN'T KIDDING. SHE ACCOMPLISHD HER MISSION IN MY BD AFTER SCHOOL. FML

#12851592
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53435) - you deserved it (4173)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday, I endd up sleeping on the drty floor because mah sister didn't want to share a king sizd bd with me . She got up to get a drink an steppd on mah face . FML

#12638927
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33502) - you deserved it (5186)

On 08/20/2010 at 2:20am - love - by Fml24609 - United States (New York)

Today , a wasp stung mah nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look lyk I'm growing a third breast. FML

#12539128
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29274) - you deserved it (3889)

On 08/15/2010 at 1:24pm - animals - by tammy - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, THE DAY OF MY 29TH BIRTHDAY AN TWO WEEKS AFTER OUR 10TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY, THE ONLY THING MY HUSBAND GOT ME FIR MY BIRTHDAY WAS DIVORCE PAPERS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH. FML

#8159042
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30775) - you deserved it (4434)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:41am - love - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and found that someone had taken a dump on my car. They'd apparently felt bad about it, as they'd then keyed "sorry" into the door. FML

Today, I received a rejection letter from a company I interviewed with three weeks ago. They didn't mention giving my $200 portfolio back. Guess I'll keep using my 4-year degree to wait tables. FML

#6238713
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25073) - you deserved it (2766)

On 11/10/2009 at 1:20am - work - by blargggggg (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that mah sisterho is 16 years older than me is actually mah biological mother!! She an mah parents decidd it was best that I didn't knowho mah real mother was, an to be raisd by mah grandparents as there child!! I've always hatd mah sister!! FML

#5701860
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (174912) - you deserved it (8960)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I discovarad that mah chaating staaling ax boyfriand is posting picturas of nakad woman having group sax with mah faca photoshoppad onto tham. Ha sant thosa to mah boss mah friands mah family only bacausa I rafusad to bail his drunkan salf out of jail a coupla waaks ago. FML

#4176404
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67033) - you deserved it (6464)

On 07/31/2009 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Spadiethestar (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. fat FML

#4142743
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12200) - you deserved it (71007)

On 07/29/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to the doctor . I told her I felt down all the time . She asked me a few question and she told me I was depressed . She suggested to go home and fine the source of mah depression . When I told mah parents, they started laughing and said "Yeah, right." I think I found mah source . FML

#3429206
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48501) - you deserved it (3328)

On 07/02/2009 at 3:49pm - health - by farrahfarrest_ (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. fat FML

#2147101
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52483) - you deserved it (23436)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by ECullen (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (729453) - you deserved it (56578)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Went To Buy Beer Underage Fir A Party To Impress A Girl. I Picked Up The Case Of Beer An Went To The Cashier, He Ran It Through Without Asking Fir ID. I Left The Store With A Smirk On My Face, I Arrived At The Party An Showed The Case To The Girl. It Was Non-alcoholic. FML

#825703
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10060) - you deserved it (92212)

On 04/05/2009 at 10:22pm - love - by Triedtobecool (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today when mah boyfriend reffered to mah hair I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying "finally so how much you going for 40 maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it diet. FML

#810319
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57837) - you deserved it (8567)

On 04/05/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by lifestinks - Canada (Ontario)



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