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Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2014 at 11:51am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, I ran one of the hardest cross-country courses in the country. I'm a pretty good runner, and I was feeling confident for the first mile. Then the chipotle from last night's dinner hit, and my legs weren't the only thing running. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2014 at 8:19pm / United States (New York) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/12/2014 at 5:36pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML
by he's not the one going to hell / 09/12/2014 at 5:11pm / Australia / Geek
by hockusa3 / 09/11/2014 at 11:44am / United States (Maryland) / Transportation
Today, a middle-aged customer tried to pay for a $2 ice cream bar with a credit card. It was declined, so he made me swipe it again. Declined. "Quit touching the metal strip," he scowled. I held the outer edge of it and swiped. Declined. He then bitched me out as his mother paid for him. FML
by shadyladyhh / 09/09/2014 at 5:00pm / United States / Work
by onlywantuanyway / 09/05/2014 at 6:59pm / Intimacy
Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML
by Emliy / 08/01/2014 at 1:06am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
by heatherfeather22 / 07/30/2014 at 11:28pm / United States (Iowa) / Work
Today, my husband thought it would be romantic to pick me up and fall on the bed with me while we were kissing. Our faces smashed together as we hit the bed, and my tongue is still bleeding on and off. FML
by WasntWorthIt / 07/30/2014 at 1:04pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/29/2014 at 2:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML
by Anonymous / 07/21/2014 at 11:58am / United States (Connecticut) / Transportation
by Charitable / 06/30/2014 at 1:02am / United States (California) / Money
Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm / United States (Nevada) / Love
by justno / 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
- Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving… Today, while driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone and asked me to Google "Is… Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on…