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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2575
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About NicaLovesDisney : I actually have no idea what to put here, so if I seem as though I'm rambling, my apologies.

I'm nineteen years old, I love horror movies, and I play WAY too many games. :)
I hate incorrect grammar, but not as much as I hate people who deliberately misspell words like "are" or "you". It takes more effort for me to type the letter and claim it to be a word than it does for me to type the whole word.

I'll fix this up later, I can't think of anything more to put here... :)

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Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent train-wreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

#19839464
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27665) - you deserved it (1494)

On 06/24/2012 at 2:41pm - work - by hannaslifesucks (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I received an acceptance letter to Juilliard. After showing it to my mom, she tells me I can't attend because Robin Williams graduated from Juilliard, and he now has too much facial hair. FML

#19838492
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27964) - you deserved it (1877)

On 06/24/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by A.W (woman) - United States

Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML

#19836485
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26163) - you deserved it (1623)

On 06/23/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Melinie - United States

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

#19822134
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31328) - you deserved it (8763)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML

#19822088
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28120) - you deserved it (4267)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by really (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

#19812569
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23022) - you deserved it (15224)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML

#19805199
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22152) - you deserved it (3551)

On 06/18/2012 at 12:57am - love - by crazybitch - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye and said, "Yeah, but you're no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML

#19801481
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10626) - you deserved it (23267)

On 06/17/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by kitty shah - United States

Today, my best friend and I broke up with our respective girlfriends, so we could go on holiday and meet lots of new women. Instead, within a few hours, he got back with his ex, and they're planning their own holiday together. FML

#19801303
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7199) - you deserved it (53763)

On 06/17/2012 at 12:08pm - love - by JPTK (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

Today, I trimmed my beard. When I showed my wife, she said, "Yeah, but you still look like a serial killer." FML

#19797072
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21875) - you deserved it (4853)

On 06/16/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by Schaf_12 (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39827) - you deserved it (4251)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I found out how my parents met. They met at a mental hospital, where they were both being hospitalized. FML

#19791945
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29728) - you deserved it (2421)

On 06/15/2012 at 11:36am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML

#19790692
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28518) - you deserved it (15685)

On 06/15/2012 at 2:19am - health - by sickness_sucks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

#19788440
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50015) - you deserved it (3378)

On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)



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