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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2424
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About NicaLovesDisney : I actually have no idea what to put here, so if I seem as though I'm rambling, my apologies.

I'm nineteen years old, I love horror movies, and I play WAY too many games. :)
I hate incorrect grammar, but not as much as I hate people who deliberately misspell words like "are" or "you". It takes more effort for me to type the letter and claim it to be a word than it does for me to type the whole word.

I'll fix this up later, I can't think of anything more to put here... :)

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Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year old son came up to me and asked if he can "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereals. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

#5560413
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33375) - you deserved it (3665)

On 09/30/2009 at 1:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML

#5347133
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45018) - you deserved it (13945)

On 09/19/2009 at 4:47am - misc - by josh (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I hooked up with the guy I've been seeing. Apparently he doesn't believe in condoms and took it off without my knowing; I didn't realize until after. When I asked him in horror why he would do such a thing, he said "I love you. I want you to have my child." It had been our second date. FML

#4408300
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66221) - you deserved it (35313)

On 08/09/2009 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by SoniaLovesYou - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML

#4208437
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49598) - you deserved it (5007)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by Jesse (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

#2801625
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66816) - you deserved it (14831)

On 06/11/2009 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by hdat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML

#2373285
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35165) - you deserved it (23049)

On 05/28/2009 at 1:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

#2308066
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71475) - you deserved it (18507)

On 05/26/2009 at 12:53pm - intimacy - by alexis89 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was selected to give my speech to the entire school. I was later told it had to be censored because it was inappropriate, even though I was just trying to make a point. My speech was on political correctness. My speech on political correctness was censored for political reasons. FML

#1973868
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44695) - you deserved it (4574)

On 05/16/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

#1756175
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60989) - you deserved it (2447)

On 05/08/2009 at 7:17pm - work - by lover21 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

#1453860
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (153711) - you deserved it (12405)

On 04/29/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by fingerfuckd (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my 8-year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number key-pad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML

#740938
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62083) - you deserved it (9149)

On 04/01/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML

#278978
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74565) - you deserved it (10732)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by MoneyMike (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26963) - you deserved it (3076)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version



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