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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 November 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1253
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Nic_hole : I Love music! all kinds! i love my friends i love animals, Ducttape! I absoulutley hate being alone
and The devil wears prada is the best band ever! lolz
goodness and i have a.d.d really badly so i will change things every so often lolz, idk
Message me!!! im a friendly person and love meeting new people!! K?!

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Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. real FML

#8220919
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6912) - you deserved it (30029)

On 02/13/2010 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, ma very drunk moter decidd to run down te block nakd, screaming at te top of er lungs, "Se's trying to kill me" as I followd biend er in ma car, yelling for er to get in!! FML

#8158295
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30364) - you deserved it (2311)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday I bundled up to sovel ma car out of almost 2 feet of snow only to fine ma car was gone. I ran into te nereby police station to report ma stolen car. Te policeman trudged down wit me to get a report. I ad parked ma car on te oter side of te street. FML

#8144453
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5067) - you deserved it (27635)

On 02/11/2010 at 9:14pm - misc - by snowbunny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I Was Babysitting. The Kid Said He Had To Use The Bathroom. When I Told Him To Go Ahead... He Said He Just Did. He Was On My Lap. He Wasn't Wearing Pants. FML

#8125309
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23240) - you deserved it (7247)

On 02/11/2010 at 8:33am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday Mah Boyfriend , Who Hasn't Shaved In A Month , Went To Go Shave. I Was Pretty Excited Since His Bered Was Starting To Make Mah Face Itch Whenever We Kissed. When He Came Out Of The Bathroom He Had A Handlebar Mustache. FML

#8001805
203 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 1:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah dad came out of a hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said "look! this place has cotton loin clothes" in front of mah wedding party. fat FML

#7706171
81 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 12:21pm - misc - by indianaxx - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was potty training mah nephew . He had been on the toilet fir almost twenty minutes an could not go . My phone started ringing, an as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet . He then peed an pooped on it . FML

#7642082
83 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 12:55pm - kids - by jmitch1209 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." real FML

#7564644
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29816) - you deserved it (3087)

On 01/25/2010 at 5:18am - kids - by shitface (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silencehen he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear."

#7563904
159 comments

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On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Yesterday, I was getting a pedicure, and they usd some sort of scrubby thing that really tickld feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kickd the lady who was doing nails in the face. FML

#7562154
71 comments

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On 01/25/2010 at 1:33am - health - by nyu (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to get friend a drink wile se sat in te lounge watcing TV wit dog. Wen I came back, I found er licking dogs ears. Se said e dared er to do it. fat FML

#7540376
92 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 7:28am - animals - by CheeseMonsters (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

TODAY, I BOUGHT A COOL NEW PAIR OF SUNGLASSES . I WORE THEM TODAY, AND ALL DAY I KEPT GETTING COMMENTS ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOOKED LIKE OZZY OSBOURNE AND JOHN LENNON . I'M A GIRL . FML

#4152950
81 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 2:51am - misc - by poop_mcqueen (woman) - United States - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I went up to a secludd mountain mah boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phond mah boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone startd playing from the bush. FML

#1415688
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (212648) - you deserved it (11293)

On 04/28/2009 at 2:27am - intimacy - by liveforpeace_ (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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