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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML

#16380790
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35986) - you deserved it (4167)

On 05/28/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by Imaman - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

#16377844
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8365) - you deserved it (47966)

On 05/27/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

#16376796
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33595) - you deserved it (3977)

On 05/27/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's nuts completely. FML

#16371531
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28876) - you deserved it (8375)

On 05/27/2011 at 11:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Arad)

Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML

#16371411
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30030) - you deserved it (3236)

On 05/27/2011 at 11:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

#16369403
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33050) - you deserved it (5174)

On 05/27/2011 at 6:45am - animals - by FeedMe (man) - United States (California)

Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML

#16367942
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33805) - you deserved it (2772)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - work - by Alice - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML

#16365473
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30578) - you deserved it (2936)

On 05/26/2011 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

#16359968
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7897) - you deserved it (60739)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm - misc - by taydean - United States (Colorado)

Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML

#16357497
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32975) - you deserved it (3088)

On 05/26/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

#16355568
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54650) - you deserved it (3461)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML

#16354209
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30912) - you deserved it (2663)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:48am - misc - by smarterthanmymum - United Kingdom

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

#16353069
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31328) - you deserved it (5970)

On 05/26/2011 at 2:00am - work - by Fred (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML

#16352403
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9754) - you deserved it (51419)

On 05/26/2011 at 1:04am - work - by explosiveBAM - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

#16341966
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47520) - you deserved it (9030)

On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)



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