Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

NesyDream

Search for a member

NesyDream

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6785
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

NesyDream's page activity

Visits<b>Rndmtsk</b> - the 03/07/2014 at 1:28pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:10pm<b>Starzak</b> - the 06/25/2011 at 11:01am<b>Riiley</b> - the 06/24/2011 at 12:15pm<b>Reidar</b> - the 06/01/2011 at 12:51pm<b>ACLegit</b> - the 05/08/2011 at 3:54pm<b>iSatori_11</b> - the 04/28/2011 at 4:13am<b>shadow3skid</b> - the 04/23/2011 at 7:56pm<b>Black6x</b> - the 04/10/2011 at 3:04am<b>karina02</b> - the 03/28/2011 at 12:51am

NesyDream's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of NesyDream's badges

NesyDream's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

#16432419
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40332) - you deserved it (8083)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:02am - love - by veggiepower11028 -

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

#16430748
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41577) - you deserved it (4436)

On 05/31/2011 at 2:49am - work - by Me - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML

#16429286
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17987) - you deserved it (36236)

On 05/31/2011 at 12:51am - love - by romantic84 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

#16426904
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68736) - you deserved it (3982)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by efff my life. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

#16424088
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35460) - you deserved it (3747)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:33pm - animals - by thiswouldonlyhappentome (woman) - Aruba

Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML

Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML

#16418621
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33877) - you deserved it (3302)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML

#16413890
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34997) - you deserved it (10654)

On 05/30/2011 at 4:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60515) - you deserved it (12634)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

#16391580
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33344) - you deserved it (7603)

On 05/28/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by tb351 - United States

Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML

#16384217
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39615) - you deserved it (3028)

On 05/28/2011 at 8:46am - misc - by mperh - United States

Today, I got so stressed about my upcoming final exams that, in the silent section of the library, I had a panic attack and almost passed out. No one helped me. 3 people shushed me. FML

#16384054
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33165) - you deserved it (8924)

On 05/28/2011 at 8:20am - work - by justletitbeover (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15421) - you deserved it (57241)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML

#16382753
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34989) - you deserved it (4358)

On 05/28/2011 at 2:54am - love - by fedemere - United States (Florida)

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

#16382228
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37957) - you deserved it (5727)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:51am - love - by Fuckit - United States (Idaho)



FML's blog

  • Tania's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! How are you all doing? This week has been quite eventful for some people. Uber has been causing taxi drivers here and there to get their knickers in a twist, notable over here in France, which caused…

Friday 26 June 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: