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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6285
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1199706) - you deserved it (126969)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (242380) - you deserved it (82338)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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