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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 October 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

#16609106
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54653) - you deserved it (6871)

On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

#16608434
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40954) - you deserved it (2931)

On 06/11/2011 at 9:06am - health - by sickbaby (woman) - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML

#16588229
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34986) - you deserved it (12267)

On 06/10/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by henry feingold - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14814) - you deserved it (56425)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36900) - you deserved it (6669)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

#16569461
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47280) - you deserved it (4834)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was under a building overhang to avoid getting drenched by the rain while waiting for the bus. Apparently that corner is notorious for drug dealing, I found this out when a man angrily demanded his drugs and chased me half a block. FML

#16568817
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29985) - you deserved it (3098)

On 06/08/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by DrugDeal (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while in Holland, I lost the bag with my passport, debit and credit cards, license, and camera. I froze my accounts and filled out the paperwork for a new passport. My bag was found the second time I went to the police, with everything in it. Now my accounts are frozen for the 3 weeks I'm here. FML

#16562666
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32661) - you deserved it (6792)

On 06/08/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by misc (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, after being laid off for over a year, I got turned down for an unpaid internship. I can't even get people to let me work for free. FML

#16561616
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31189) - you deserved it (3240)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:10pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML

#16560118
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35569) - you deserved it (3142)

On 06/08/2011 at 9:03am - work - by iloveyoutoomom (man) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML

#16559634
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42920) - you deserved it (3495)

On 06/08/2011 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

#16556995
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45953) - you deserved it (13303)

On 06/08/2011 at 1:21am - intimacy - by kimboslice106 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML

#16548173
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41295) - you deserved it (11110)

On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States

Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML

#16495629
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45729) - you deserved it (3676)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:27am - misc - by maribel - United States (California)

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

#16495261
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11406) - you deserved it (113883)

On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)



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