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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2251
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About NessieMonster188 : Poetry is life

Music's my bae~

I can be interesting at times so that's cool

Yes I'm Canadian, no I don't have a pet moose

Tall mf'er, weight lifter, and welder/carpenter in the making 💪🏻

Active again after being gone for like a year
Feel free to message me if you'd like :)

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NessieMonster188's favorite FMLs

Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML

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23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20825) - you deserved it (1206)

On 11/01/2015 at 10:12am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was trying to fix a broken desk fan. I'd taken the guard off and was trying to unscrew the blades, when my roommate decided it'd be funny to plug it in. The blades sliced into my thumb. I need stitches, and he still thinks it's hilarious. FML

#21245038
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42346) - you deserved it (4225)

On 08/25/2014 at 12:17pm - health - by sharkgirl4 - United States (California)

Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML

#20681501
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61565) - you deserved it (4157)

On 05/23/2013 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML

#20647224
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66328) - you deserved it (13037)

On 05/07/2013 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Sirah90 (woman) - United States

Today, I was proposed to, under the condition that I "get thin" first. FML

#20578323
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51216) - you deserved it (9657)

On 04/06/2013 at 11:19pm - love - by ziggers10 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

#20558609
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11523) - you deserved it (94117) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/24/2013 at 7:01pm - animals - by BaliTheDog - France

Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML

#20552081
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30993) - you deserved it (8438)

On 03/20/2013 at 10:31am - work - by missedfistbump - United States

Today, for the sixth time in a row, I was driving my kid to school and he made me late for work. Why? He was whacking off instead of getting ready. FML

#20551973
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47870) - you deserved it (6555)

On 03/20/2013 at 7:07am - intimacy - by Why son, why? (man) - United States

Today, four days after our fridge-freezer broke down, my husband staggered home with three bags of ham. He drunkenly bought it with most of what little money we have, so now not only is our food budget gone, we also have a metric cunt-load of ham, and nowhere to store it. FML

#20548229
168 comments

Today, I was outside at a café and looked at my phone. When I did, a woman halfway across the patio started screaming at me, demanding I tell her who I was texting and why. She then sprinted over, furious at me for apparently badmouthing her to somebody. All I did was check the time. FML

#20547346
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40087) - you deserved it (2823)

On 03/17/2013 at 7:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I advised my daughter to not drink a Coke before bed. She smiled at me and reassured me that it could be balanced out with sleeping pills. I'm raising a future drug addict. FML

#20547328
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36284) - you deserved it (7259)

On 03/17/2013 at 6:25am - kids - by hejdixjeln - United States (Illinois)

Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

#20537010
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23156) - you deserved it (64227)

On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

#20517081
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13811) - you deserved it (33673)

On 02/22/2013 at 12:35am - misc - by shelbylove115 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML

#20506101
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28511) - you deserved it (11847)

On 02/14/2013 at 6:01am - love - by lex - United States

Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, "You have like no swag, bro." Feeling clever, I said, "At least I have a high school education." She then took out her work ID, showing me that she was a surgeon, flipped me off, then walked away saying, "This is totally going on Facebook." FML

#20502122
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33136) - you deserved it (29174)

On 02/11/2013 at 10:26am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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