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  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 March 1936 (80 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2054
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About NerdGirl321 : Well I'm a nerd... ^.^

I look pretty young for my age.

79 years young ✌️

NerdGirl321's page activity

Visits<b>anonykinetic</b> - yesterday at 1:05am<b>raaron773</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 12:45am<b>santoshbabu</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 8:33pm<b>BShek</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 5:59pm<b>aj9319</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 4:26pm<b>Vishwakarma</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 2:27pm<b>rwal0912</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 8:26am<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 6:51am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 3:25pm<b>Mattyjay13</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 9:21pm<b>jonah777</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 11:09am<b>James_is_Mexican</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 2:37am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 10:02pm<b>airassault</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 6:24pm<b>Emyame</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 11:24pm<b>superuser1234</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 11:50pm<b>Mons</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 1:37pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 11:07am

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 6:40am<b>airassault</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 12:24am<b>Mons</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 7:37pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 5:07pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 3:00pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 6:21am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 6:51pm<b>pankechq</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 7:01am<b>Matheo</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 11:33pm<b>ILikeKoalas</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 12:33am<b>Mr_Leading</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 5:57am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 12:07am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 4:31am<b>Korpz13</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 7:58pm<b>noamoa9</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 8:37pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 5:20am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 1:19pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 11:39pm

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NerdGirl321's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a call to the rodent rescue I run. They wanted to know if we had any mice for adoption and how much they cost. I told them that we had over 30 mice, and that we don't charge but do take donations. They said, "That's fantastic! I've been struggling to find snake food that isn't frozen!" FML

by bekkylove22 / 05/27/2015 at 4:45am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals

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Today, on our third date, my date tried to get me drunk and kept trying to touch me up. When I said he was moving too fast, he sighed and soon left. Just minutes later, he posted on Facebook saying "Just got friendzoned -_-". One of his friends commented: "I hate bitches, man." FML

by drop dead single / 11/22/2014 at 8:44am / United States / Love

Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML

by Anonymous / 03/30/2014 at 2:45pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Health

Today, I found out that my favorite band logo is no longer being used by said band because of copyright issues. I have this logo tattooed on my body. FML

by Cult / 03/30/2014 at 10:27am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

by butterbody / 03/23/2014 at 7:02pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML

by Lady Madeira von Cuntshunt / 03/21/2014 at 4:46pm / United States (Colorado) / Work

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

by OakStake / 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

by harrington61 / 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

by Anonymous / 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my brother broke his mountain bike, so he stole mine, and managed to break it as well. Then he made some kind of franken-bike out of parts from both, and messed that one up too. FML

by jfc, how just how / 05/19/2013 at 3:56pm / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect in every way, except for her birth mark. It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo. FML

by Anonymous / 05/19/2013 at 2:33pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, my cockgoblin of an ex showed up at my house, begging me to take him back. This guy, with his friends' help, faked being kidnapped just so he could use the "trauma" to guilt me into sleeping with him after he "escaped". When he finally left, he yelled that I'm a selfish bitch. FML

by SariLone / 05/19/2013 at 2:02pm / India (Maharashtra) / Love

Today, I reconnected with my best friend from childhood, and after a tearful confession, found out that for most of my engagement to my husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. FML

by Anonymous / 05/19/2013 at 1:35pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous

Today, the couch I bought a week ago was delivered. I don't know which is worse: my son being the one to point out it's been "used", or that he used a black light to prove it. FML

by disappointed dad / 05/19/2013 at 3:35am / United States / Kids

Today, I woke up and went into my living room, only to be greeted by my aunt, sister, and mother watching a very graphic video showing women giving birth. They forced me to stay and watch it until the end. It was almost 90 minutes. FML

by dafuqdidisee / 05/19/2013 at 2:30am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous