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NellyFC35

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NellyFC35

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 985
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About NellyFC35 : I'm all about my music!

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NellyFC35's favorite FMLs

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML

Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML

#21456831
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17390) - you deserved it (7776)

On 08/16/2015 at 7:37pm - kids - by donuts678 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

#21435915
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24514) - you deserved it (2929)

On 07/03/2015 at 3:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my husband let my 8-year-old twins play with handcuffs. I thought my husband was pretending he had lost the key but after 4 hours, he walked in with his head down and said, "I've made a terrible mistake honey." FML

#21429657
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25247) - you deserved it (2070)

On 06/21/2015 at 5:37pm - kids - by hfs palm - United States

Today, my wife paid a man with a fake crystal and an even faker accent to investigate the creakiness of our apartment complex floors. $300 later, she told me he'd found a "sinkhole of chi energy" and that the building may collapse if we don't pay him to disperse it. I want a divorce. FML

#21425895
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28264) - you deserved it (2973)

On 06/14/2015 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Croatia (Grad Zagreb)

Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML

#21425403
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38545) - you deserved it (4209)

On 06/13/2015 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that a classmate and I have the same glasses. To prove it, I tried bending his glasses, since mine are flexible and can bend. I snapped his glasses in half. FML

#21417809
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12381) - you deserved it (35536)

On 05/29/2015 at 10:31pm - misc - by smartass - United States (Texas)

Today, while serving a customer, she told me: "God made you a working class citizen so you could serve! If God wanted you to go to college, he would have made sure you were able to go!" FML

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27058) - you deserved it (24049)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML

#21389247
106 comments

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

#21389237
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34052) - you deserved it (2557)

On 04/07/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by f my lifw - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' joke on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

#21385709
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25221) - you deserved it (10531)

On 04/01/2015 at 1:46pm - work - by TecheyTim - United States (New York)

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

#21371084
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36737) - you deserved it (3132)

On 03/09/2015 at 9:55am - love - by generic_name123 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML

#21368646
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32698) - you deserved it (2345)

On 03/05/2015 at 12:36pm - love - by cheshirealyce (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, apparently when you tell a hairdresser "A little off the sides." they hear "A bowl cut, please, and make it look extra stupid." FML

#21354162
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29516) - you deserved it (3281)

On 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)



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