About Nekogami : 25/m. Dominant.
Exotic cat enthusiast. Video game artist/developer. Business specialist. A whole lot more.
I am likely described as aloof, happy go lucky and generally enjoyable to be around. However, I am a prick for proper grammar and sentence structure. Just because this is the interwebs does not give people the excuse to shirk off their communication skills.
Shoot me a message. I rarely turn away a good conversation.
Yes, that's my cat. No, she doesn't have a tail.
About Nekogami : 25/m. Dominant.
Nekogami's FML badges
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Nekogami's favorite FMLs
by anon / 09/09/2013 at 11:15am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
by RedWaters / 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 9:56pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I was in the elevator, when a big bearded guy stepped in, wearing a dress. It's not an uncommon sight where I live, but my friend cracked up and asked him if he was wearing underwear. He took it as a challenge, and I can safely say that no, he was not. FML
by juvenile friends suck / 01/10/2013 at 3:52pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Intimacy
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
by nekkidness / 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Demetria / 08/20/2012 at 6:02pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/05/2012 at 12:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML
by BloodFaerie / 06/30/2012 at 2:49am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by cachucy / 03/18/2012 at 11:04am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/30/2009 at 5:23am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by crazyvulva9216 / 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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