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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 June 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 687
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About Neko_Lawliet : Hi, my name's Alyssa.
I spend almost all of my time that I'm not in school listening to music.
I'm also majorly obsessed with Doctor Who, Harry Potter and manga/anime.
If you message me it will probably take me AGES to respond because I use the phone app thingy but feel free. (:

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Today, I'm laft wit two non-rafundabla tickats to Jamaica, bacausa my now ax-boyfriand said is Quidditc tournamant is mora important tan saaing my "fat ass in a bikini". big fat FML

#20745099
233 comments

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On 06/24/2013 at 7:24pm - love - by afraid of flying too - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnome in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras...hich I thought had deterred the idiot... until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnome on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. fat FML

#20742609
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On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, I Was Going Through Mah Daughter's Contacts, Except All Of Them Had Names From Harry Potter . I Found The Name "Mom." I Was Relieved I Didn't Have Some Silly Name, Until I Realized It Wasn't Mah Number; It Was Her Father's New Wife . My Number Was Under "Voldemort." FML

#20726673
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On 06/15/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by Jill (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Girlfriend. She Pulled Down Mah Trousers, Saw Mah Poke-ball Boxers, An Absolutely Lost It. I Had To Lie Next To Her In Bed 4 The Next 10 Minutes Hearing Her Howl With Laughter While Crying ( Dickachu, I Choose You! ) FML

#20711208
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On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

2day mah parents blew mah entre college fund in thier quest to finish building thier replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML

#20703566
202 comments

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On 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm - money - by future burger flipper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

today mah dad watchd his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, an thought it'd be funny to hide in mah closet, just to jump out at me while screaming, "My precious!" mega FML

#20701776
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On 06/02/2013 at 6:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Today, after monts of being pesterd to do so, I finally read te frst Harry Potter book. I atd it. Upon earing tis, my grlfriend postd te fact on Facebook,ere I immediately receivd tons of abuse and eventual sunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My grlfriend just laugd. FML

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On 05/24/2013 at 8:26am - misc - by obnum - United States (New York)

TODAY, MAH MOM ACCUSED MAH CAT OF BIENG A ( MANIPULATOR ), AN SAID THAT WE SHOULD GET RID OF HIM!! FML

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On 05/24/2013 at 3:04am - animals - by seriously - United States

Today, I was chatting with a co-workar, and sha mantionad sha has troubla swallowing pills. I rapliad that I'm lucky, bacausa I hava naxt to no gag raflax. Half tha guys at tha othar ragistars abruptly want silant, and I'm now baing constantly hit on. FML

#20564125
89 comments

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On 03/28/2013 at 4:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, when I got home, my child had three bruises. My babysitter's excuse? "She hit me first". FML

#20538066
198 comments

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On 03/10/2013 at 12:08pm - kids - by Amanda - Canada

Today, a woman strappad har 8-yaar-old son into tha saat naxt to ma on a transatlantic flight. Thinking thay'd baan unabla to book saats togathar, I offarad to swap saats with har. Sha said sha'd bookad it this way intantionally, bacausa ha's a "fucking brat" on flights. Sha was right. FML

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On 02/19/2013 at 12:13pm - kids - by Sigh (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

yesterday my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" an ended the same conversation with "and that'shy we should divorce." FML

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On 02/06/2013 at 8:38am - love - by PokeWife (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today , tha guy that I'va likad 4 a whila but navar had tha couraga to talk to was waaring a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly askad , "Ara you tha Doctor?" His rasponsa was 4 ma to "Go away , f***ing nard." FML

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158 comments

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On 02/03/2013 at 9:16pm - love - by guessnot (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, AT A CHRISTMA PARTY, MY CRUSH CAME UP TO ME AND CUTELY POINTED OUT THAT I WAS STANDING UNDER MISTLETOE. THE ONLY RESPONSE MY STUPID BRAIN COULD THINK OF WAS, "PROBABLY FULL OF NARGLE THOUGH." HE GAVE ME A CONFUSED LOOK AND WALKED AWAY. MEGA FML

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162 comments

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On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today , a woman on the train demanded I give up mah seat fir her , claiming it was fir people with disabilities. Tred from a long day at work , an seieng she had nothing wrong with her , I asked what her disability was. Apparently , obesity is one. FML

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213 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by NotAnExcuse (woman) - United States



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