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Nefarious_
  • Town/Country : Lawrence, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Nefarious_ : stay rad, dudes. ✌️

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Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35060) - you deserved it (3975)

On 02/26/2014 at 3:55pm - misc - by IVOaf (woman) - United States

Today, my boss fired me. I can't really explain the slap I gave him for it, though. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20937) - you deserved it (31563) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/26/2014 at 4:45am - work - by sistermonster (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying hysterically and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." He continued crying for a good twenty minutes. FML

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On 01/12/2014 at 3:03am - kids - by -_- - United States

Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML

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On 10/31/2013 at 4:41am - misc - by Shady_Soldier - United Kingdom

Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML

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On 10/28/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by Greg (man) - United States (Michigan)



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