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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23772
  • Number of comments : 961
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About NeatNit : Hi. I know what you're thinking - you want my hat. This hat is mine; If you want it, you're going to have to pry it from my cold, dead airholes.

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Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21983) - you deserved it (7663)

On 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm - work - by horp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML


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On 09/28/2015 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, my cat still loves me too much. He schedules his dumps for when I'm doing my makeup in the bathroom so he can stay with me. I either have to suffer the noxious odor or be late for work. This is a daily thing. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I got in a fight about which is better: Star Wars or Lord of the Rings. We aren't speaking. FML

Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML


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On 09/09/2015 at 5:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22763) - you deserved it (2124)

On 09/05/2015 at 12:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22870) - you deserved it (1909)

On 09/02/2015 at 10:30pm - animals - by pansypup - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25793) - you deserved it (2386)

On 08/20/2015 at 1:48pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, my mom meant to send a picture of her poop to my aunt, but sent it to my swim coach instead. FML

Today, I posted on Facebook about a cooking mishap I had. My fiancé and ex then spent the next hour trading stories of my other kitchen disasters in the comments. FML


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On 08/11/2015 at 10:29am - love - by Frozen Food Fan - United States (Nevada)

Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML


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On 08/08/2015 at 6:56pm - misc - by I love L (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to serve an incredibly rude and irrationally angry customer, but I managed to keep my cool. When he finally went to leave with his purchase, I wished him a good day. He whirled around and yelled "I'll have whatever the fuck kind of day I want, bitch!" FML


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On 08/08/2015 at 6:23pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I fed my 4ft python a live rat for the first time. He now has a new friend he won't let me near. FML

Today, my friend offered to make me a playlist for the gym. I thought it was really thoughtful, until I started listening to it during my workout and realized that every single song was "Supersize Me" with the title changed. FML


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On 08/02/2015 at 11:25pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, on my second day at my new job, a customer called my manager with a complaint about me. He said I put the cheese "upside down" on his sandwich, and that made it taste bad. FML

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