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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 615
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Nbrandwine : Hi. I'll keep this short and simple, like a churro. Sugary and sweet. Simple. *ahem* Right..let's get down to business. (SCROLL DOWN)
1. Minecraft
2. TF2
3. Guild Wars II
-Rainbow Dash / Fluttershy
-Braeburn / Applejack

5. Redditor
-MC Server-
Done. Now go get yourself a churro.
A. Sweet, simple, churro.

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Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37511) - you deserved it (3917)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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