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NazT123
  • Town/Country : Freedomville, 'Merica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 April 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 138
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About NazT123 : I wake up, play Xbox, and go to sleep.

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Today, my husband and I had some bath time to ourselves. After having sex, he decided to put bath salts in my vagina to spice things up for the next round. It's been twenty minutes out of the bath and it still feels like there are pop rocks in my vagina. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36214) - you deserved it (27288)

On 03/31/2014 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, someone on Instagram posted a picture of himself with gym lifting straps around his neck. I commented "autoerotic asphyxiation" and now a 250-pound bodybuilder wants to kill me. FML

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On 03/26/2014 at 6:39pm - health - by athletiks (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML

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On 09/29/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by rainedaddy (man) - United States (Texas)



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