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Today, while sitting in a crowded waiting room at the doctor's office, my 5-year-old daughter pointed at my 6-year-old son's crotch and boomed, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which he yelled, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML
by SerenityJ / 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm / United States (California) / Kids
by JustAnotherFML23 / 09/03/2013 at 9:32pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 2:22pm / United States / Kids
Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML
by aly55a_mariie / 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
by mycar / 08/20/2013 at 1:40pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by The Corner Of Death / 08/12/2013 at 4:17am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Kat_Styles / 07/19/2013 at 4:51am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Wtf / 07/10/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML
by John / 07/09/2013 at 10:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/24/2013 at 12:41pm / Belgium / Animals
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML
by dollabill009 / 06/06/2013 at 4:49am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Applejacks18 / 06/06/2013 at 1:01am / United States (Montana) / Health
by The Clitshank Redemption / 06/05/2013 at 7:11pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
by life insurance for 1 / 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
- Today, like every other day, I woke up and made myself a cup of coffee using my French press. After… Today, at my first day at a new babysitting job, the little girl spilled dark red nail polish on a… Today, I shaved down there and used new shaving cream. Apparently my cat likes the new scent and I…
- Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of…