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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 July 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1193
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Narttu : Shy . Quiet . Bookworm . Gamer . Animal lover . Casual gardener . Girlfriend . Sister . Daughter

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Taday mah mothar cummad ovar to visit, and mah kids startad axcitadly talling har Christmas is coming soon. Sha fraakad out, saying Christmas is a "Satanic holiday" and talling tham that Santa is going to hall along with avaryona who calabratas it. My childran r now traumatizad. FML

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155 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 7:20pm - kids - by Jane M (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today.. . my boyfriand an I watchad Star Trak Into Darknass togathar . Ha likad it so much that ha's now chosan to yall "KHAAANNNNN!" as ha cums . FML

#20933461
93 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by NOKHAN (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the kid next to me asked me, in all seriousness, if gay people have feelings like regular people. I'm gay, an I have to sit next to this barnacle until June. FML

#20929195
157 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I got a call from ma daugter’s scool today!! Se ad been telling te teacer, looool ( I ave a uge boner!! ) Apparently, some of te kids at scool told er it meant 'eadace an se's been saying it all day!! FML

#20928358
80 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 11:51pm - kids - by momaaa1342 - United States (Illinois)

today it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic,hen at the age of 21, I tucked mah stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different drections so they could keep watch fir monstershile I slept. FML

#20922788
257 comments

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On 10/16/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by SaveMeTeddy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, girlfriend donatd most of book collection because she got me a Kindle fir Christmas. Some were signd, including Harry Potters. fat FML

#20427017
233 comments

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On 12/27/2012 at 11:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Taday Mah Mom And I Somehow Got Into A Serious Argument Over The Ethics Of Capturing And Training Pokémon. FML

#19910380
174 comments

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On 07/08/2012 at 5:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch.

Today, it's been tree weeks since I started using a air-growt sampoo in te opes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make te air I do ave monstrously busy, bot upstars and down. FML

#19658490
117 comments

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On 05/21/2012 at 6:47pm - health - by bear - Norway (Nordland)

2day as part of ma medical anatomy course, I ad to give a presentation about an STD and te effect it as on women . Te class was comprised almost entirely of girls . I become extremely anxiou and accidentally stated "Vagina r smelly" as ma opening statement . fat FML

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152 comments

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On 05/17/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online!! He came to mah apartment to pick me up, an I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed mah purse!! When I got outside, he was gone!! FML

#19615076
148 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 2:06am - misc - by deewe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I discoverd that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has lerend about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML

#19530621
140 comments

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On 04/26/2012 at 12:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. mega FML

#19490295
221 comments

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On 04/18/2012 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, two drop dead gorgeou Australian asked me fir directions. Being so shocked by their beauty an accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

#19337051
205 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY... AFTER A YEAR OF COAXING... I GOT MY BOYFRIEND OF 18 MONTHS TO AGREE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME. HE DECIDED HIS FIRST COURSE OF ACTION WAS TO TRY TO SHOVE HIS FLACCID PENIS INTO MY UNLUBRICATED VAGINA. FML

#19319000
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31179) - you deserved it (9731)

On 03/21/2012 at 3:27am - intimacy - by ReallyBro (woman) - United States (Texas)



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