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  • Number of visits : 1671
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Nanall : For all the pervs: Don't hit on me. I'm not or will I ever be interested in you. I'm here to laugh. Not to roll my eyes at your pathetic attempt to make me like you.
Thank you.
For all those who were just curious, read on.
Life is like a chess game, you need to plan your next five moves.
Candy, sex, games, food, and sleep = perfect day.
I refuse to believe everything I've been told.
If you have enough time to argue online and correct someone's grammar, I believe that's not having a life, friends, and people who generally care about you. I feel sad for you.
I absolutely love hot dogs and junk food.
Make me laugh and you'll win me over.
Don't message me unless you got something worth saying.

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Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts . Upon waking up after my frst time using it, I forgot I was wearing it an thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed an split my head open on my bedside table . FML

#20442267
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21929) - you deserved it (11704)

On 01/04/2013 at 5:13am - health - by idiot - Sweden

Today... I set up a spy cam in ma room to fine out wic one of ma pervy broters as been using ma computer to watc porn. Turns out it was actually ma fater. I now ave a video of im sitting in ma cair masturbating... and I can't get it out of ma ead. FML

#20427916
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43661) - you deserved it (11147)

On 12/28/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Yesterday, while mah grlfriend was playing a game on mah phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture an the words ( Miss you, baby. ) This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, an probably mah relationship too. real FML

#20427797
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41039) - you deserved it (3956)

On 12/28/2012 at 12:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on mah left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited 4 me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML

#20427625
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38413) - you deserved it (14571)

On 12/28/2012 at 10:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me an asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but yur pants are unzipped." FML

#20427288
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37465) - you deserved it (5228)

On 12/28/2012 at 2:49am - misc - by Ren - United States (Ohio)

Today, girlfriend donatd most of book collection because she got me a Kindle fir Christmas. Some were signd, including Harry Potters. fat FML

#20427017
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55760) - you deserved it (3963)

On 12/27/2012 at 11:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

today my boyfriend broke up wit me . I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parent I needed some alone time . A couple of minute later, one of tem started blasting "All by Myself" so loud tat I felt te floorboard vibrate . FML

#20420113
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34334) - you deserved it (3787)

On 12/25/2012 at 12:00am - love - by all by myself - United States (Alaska)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she looool had to fake an orgasm. FML

#20419819
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82306) - you deserved it (25295)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, I passad out whila I was with boyfriand in his gardan. I woka up on tha concrata just outsida his housa. Apparantly, ha'd triad to carry ma in, but cuz ha was too waak, ha gava up an want to watch TV. maga FML

#20131269
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24544) - you deserved it (3217)

On 10/24/2012 at 12:52pm - love - by Alice - United Kingdom

2day my 13-year-old son discoverd Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. mega FML

#20130811
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28742) - you deserved it (2442)

On 10/24/2012 at 1:15am - kids - by BobsBabe2 - United States

Today, I was walking wit my boyfriend wen a guy walkd up to me and told me I look exactly like Taylor Swift. My boyfriend puncd im in te face and told im tat Taylor Swift is a lot more attractive. I'm actually considering leaving im 4 te complete stranger. FML

#20130143
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32182) - you deserved it (2797)

On 10/23/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by jeanrose2013 - United States (Arkansas)

TADAY I WENT TO MAH LOCAL WALMART TO GRAB A FEW GROCERIES AND WHILE AT THE CHECKOUT LINE I GRABBD TWO CHOCOLATE BARS FIR A SNACK. THE CASHIER GAVE ME A LOOK AND MUMBLD UNDER HER BREATH "SURPRISE SURPRISE." I'M PREGNANT ASSHOLE. FML

#20129288
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28315) - you deserved it (4568)

On 10/23/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by bunintheoven (woman) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY COLLEGE CLASS WAS TALKING ABOUT FELIX BAUMGARTNER WHO JUMPED FROM THE EDGE OF SPACE DOWN TO EARTH. A BOY SUDDENLY PUT HIS HEAD UP AND SAID IN A SERIOUS TONE "I THOUGHT HE JUMPED FROM THE MOON?" SEVERAL GRLS CONCURRED. THIS IS GENERATION. FML

#20121409
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25353) - you deserved it (1990)

On 10/17/2012 at 7:15pm - kids - by Mouse (woman) -

Today... I tried role playing wit ma boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie... I announced... "I'm Natalia... a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian an yur cock." He lauged so ard e practically pissed imself. Te nigt ended in me doing is laundry. Alone.

#20119371
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32036) - you deserved it (18493)

On 10/16/2012 at 8:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , while at a pool party , I found out the reason I got my new , white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet!! I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling!! FML

#20119331
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19984) - you deserved it (11267)

On 10/16/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by bargainshopper (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)



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