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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 February 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 908
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About NYM88 : Helping keep you in the air since 2009.

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow. That's how I roll.

She thinks my turbine's sexy.

I do what the voices in my turbine tell me.

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NYM88's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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NYM88's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27131) - you deserved it (1738)

On 02/02/2016 at 5:17am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had sex with a guy I met at a party and passed out in his bed. When I woke up at 3 am, he sat up and said, "You're still here?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (17114) - you deserved it (8302)

On 01/19/2016 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by clostar - United States (California)

Today, after waking up to find a large spider outside my bedroom door and screaming, waking up my mum to kill it, she then sprayed it and went to pick it up. She then informed me it was made of plastic. My cat had got into the Halloween decorations from the spare room and decided to play. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16881) - you deserved it (5018)

On 01/12/2016 at 5:48am - animals - by mutantprincess - Australia

Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

Today, after living in my new apartment for barely three weeks, I found mice living under my dish washer. When I brought it up to the managers, they said I'd have to pay for an exterminator myself since they weren't there when they cleaned. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18962) - you deserved it (1294)

On 12/29/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was sucking on a candy and I began choking. A coworker rushed over to give me the Heimlich maneuver. That freed the candy from my throat, and also the shit from my bowels. FML

Today, my step mom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a step mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22971) - you deserved it (1966)

On 12/12/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19964) - you deserved it (6624)

On 12/12/2015 at 2:41pm - work - by Ihadnoidea (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21893) - you deserved it (1418)

On 12/11/2015 at 11:34am - money - by KamiAzaaaaaa (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20444) - you deserved it (7882)

On 12/02/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Nightbird827 (man) -

Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML


I agree, your life sucks (20964) - you deserved it (2520)

On 11/11/2015 at 9:38am - misc - by Neednewfriends (woman) - Australia

Today, I did such a bad job explaining the recent change from daylight savings time, that my 5-year-old son is now convinced that we're time travellers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20702) - you deserved it (4419)

On 11/06/2015 at 12:02pm - kids - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21217) - you deserved it (5014)

On 10/03/2015 at 11:30am - health - by Till We Pass Out - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, I watched porn on my phone for the first time and it went black and shut down. In reality my phone just died. But I thought for a few seconds the government found me out. Paranoia much. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19717) - you deserved it (7858)

On 10/03/2015 at 9:38am - misc - by xxx - United States (Virginia)

Today, I started my new job. Not even 2 hours in did some old man ask me where I live, what's my number, and if I was interested in being with him and his friends. This guy is at least over 50 and works with me. I left my old job because some old men kept asking the same things. FML

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