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NAU_future
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 October 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 535
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About NAU_future : Finishing my senior year of high school before heading off to study physical therapy. Enjoy paintball, soccer, and a lot of other activities... However due to a recent knee injury I am unable to enjoy any of them.

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Today, my parents dragged me along to a family soccer game. I got so bored watching a bunch of grown men practically buttfucking each other between kicking balls around the field, that I fell asleep. I woke up a few hours later to an empty field and had to walk five miles back home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12894) - you deserved it (23863)

On 02/24/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by so bored -__- (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

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422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28078) - you deserved it (8451)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

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326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36942) - you deserved it (10875)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

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202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32779) - you deserved it (3497)

On 07/18/2011 at 9:08am - misc - by _TaToRtOt_ (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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