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N1GHTS
  • Town/Country : Waka Flocka, Ontario, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 July 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of comments : 44
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Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML

#20436663
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On 01/01/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

#20051466
126 comments

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On 08/31/2012 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML

#20038541
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On 08/24/2012 at 12:08am - health - by Neurocardiogenic Syncope - Canada

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

#19568325
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On 05/03/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by Turnipseed3 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

#17023153
344 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

#16966151
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On 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm - health - by wastedbaby - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

#14244389
82 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

#14120068
135 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
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On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, I need to find a way to explain to my 5, 7 and 12 year old kids their uncle wants to become their aunt. FML

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On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

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On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

#13642352
158 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

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On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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