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MzZombicidal

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 October 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 17147
  • Number of comments : 1001
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 37 posted

About MzZombicidal : Hey! My name's Kristine and I love this website.
[ feminist / 23 / taken / gamer / employed / artist ] ت

I like The Hulk and pugs.

Do you have an Xbox? You should send me your GT!

Instagram: bruce_baenner

Don't be shy! Go on ahead and message me!
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(P.S. Thanks for the fucks! lol)

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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MzZombicidal's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that even though a woman has a baby carriage and seems friendly, she won't be afraid to mug you in front of her kid. FML

#21262985
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38015) - you deserved it (3281)

On 09/22/2014 at 6:58am - health - by deathstar3548 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

#21261512
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39017) - you deserved it (3847)

On 09/19/2014 at 10:27pm - misc - by failingdaily - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, while on the bus, a friendly-looking guy smiled at me, so I smiled back. He then pointed at my teeth and said, "You gonna get those fixed, or just keep them as a conversation starter?" FML

Today, I told my physiotherapist a funny story. She got so entertained that she started giggling and twisted my broken arm. The pain was worse than when it broke in the first place. FML

#21251280
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35179) - you deserved it (3670)

On 09/03/2014 at 5:30pm - health - by svenska75 (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML

#21246638
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22065) - you deserved it (45168)

On 08/27/2014 at 6:57pm - misc - by Woops (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

#21245090
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40458) - you deserved it (15556)

On 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm - kids - by JackieD (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

#21243667
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35242) - you deserved it (24913)

On 08/23/2014 at 8:28am - work - by in big trouble - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend sent me pictures of him and his family on their trip in Florida. He accidentally included a picture of a girl sleeping in his bed, naked. FML

#21242918
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53901) - you deserved it (3906)

On 08/22/2014 at 2:02am - love - by lolatmylife - United States

Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML

#21240726
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42112) - you deserved it (3361)

On 08/18/2014 at 10:59pm - work - by sorrynotsorry (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML

#21233543
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35963) - you deserved it (21476)

On 08/09/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by ThatsNotGrass (man) - Canada

Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML

#21233475
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47103) - you deserved it (6468)

On 08/09/2014 at 7:03pm - love - by jakethemuss - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

#21223358
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55978) - you deserved it (7619)

On 07/28/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by rejected - United States (California)

Today, my husband decided to play a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML

#21222673
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41461) - you deserved it (4386)

On 07/28/2014 at 12:36am - misc - by blow away - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

#21216984
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43220) - you deserved it (26545)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:55am - intimacy - by teegtwo (woman) - United States



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