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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 15198
  • Number of comments : 904
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 36 posted

About MzZombicidal : Hey! My name's Kristine and I love this website.
[ feminist / 22 / taken / gamer / employed / artist ] ت

I like The Hulk and pugs.

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MzZombicidal's favorite FMLs

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43856) - you deserved it (3212)

On 07/20/2014 at 7:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51589) - you deserved it (4224)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm - misc - by Is that..? - United States (Colorado)

Today, while out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice for her. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it the whole time, just like when I pick up my cat. FML

Today, I taught my 23-year-old boyfriend how to correctly brush his teeth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41571) - you deserved it (6375)

On 07/15/2014 at 5:24pm - health - by stinky breath - United States (California)

Today, I left the house I'm staying at, not knowing that thunderstorms were forecast. I came back from work to find dog shit splattered all over the kitchen. Apparently the dogs I'm watching don't like thunder. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39277) - you deserved it (4996)

On 07/14/2014 at 6:48pm - animals - by Hiimhaileypotter (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I nearly had an anxiety attack trying to sneak up on my sister to silly-string her. FML


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On 07/10/2014 at 5:28pm - misc - by cassieono - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML


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On 07/10/2014 at 9:34am - love - by oh my fucking god (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my road rage got so out of hand that I'm now actually inclined to honk obnoxiously at my computer when it's being slow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31138) - you deserved it (16121)

On 07/09/2014 at 4:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML


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On 07/09/2014 at 3:26am - health - by Sun_Kissed18 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at my football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from my teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40744) - you deserved it (19183)

On 07/09/2014 at 1:38am - kids - by whoops - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend found on Tinder the profile of a guy I've been dating and getting quite serious with. I was surprised, not only because he'd told me he didn't do "stuff" like Facebook or Tinder, but because he lied about his job and his surname. Oh, and the fact that he got married in March. FML


Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50586) - you deserved it (3986)

On 07/08/2014 at 1:41am - love - by rozsrredd (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML


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On 07/05/2014 at 4:19pm - health - by Rowansgonnarow -

Today, my shoes were rubbing against my heel so much that one heel started to bleed. Not having any plasters, I stuffed some tissue down my shoe. When I walked off the train, a wad of blood-stained tissue fell out the back of my shoe. The guy behind me didn't think it came from my shoe. FML


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On 07/02/2014 at 7:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Harrow)

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