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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10824
  • Number of comments : 695
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 27 posted

About MzZombicidal : VvV Please read before messaging me VvV
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Hello! I'm Kristine (pronouced Kris-teen), 22, in a serious relationship, feminist, Atheist, not a fan of makeup, crazy rat lady, extremely obsessed with art, sloths, zombies, body modification and currently addicted to Destiny, Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, Dying Light and Gotham City Impostors. You can find me on Twitch (SlothFiendKristine), and Xbox 360/Xbox One (Mz Zombicidal). I do not give out any social networking site information to strangers so don't bug me for them. Compliments are fine but please don't flirt with me. I'm pretty outgoing but will hold back if you push me. [Respect me and I'll respect you.] I'm pretty sick of rude people so please don't message me just to ignore everything you've read here. Have a great day! ♥ (P.S. nothing on here is meant to come off as rude so I hope no one takes it that way.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TL;DR? Be respectful & nice, please. :)

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MzZombicidal's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML

#21240726
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39068) - you deserved it (2927)

On 08/18/2014 at 10:59pm - work - by sorrynotsorry (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML

#21233543
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33288) - you deserved it (19620)

On 08/09/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by ThatsNotGrass (man) - Canada

Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML

#21233475
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43229) - you deserved it (5617)

On 08/09/2014 at 7:03pm - love - by jakethemuss - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

#21223358
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53563) - you deserved it (7351)

On 07/28/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by rejected - United States (California)

Today, my husband decided to play a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML

#21222673
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38197) - you deserved it (3861)

On 07/28/2014 at 12:36am - misc - by blow away - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

#21216984
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39559) - you deserved it (25438)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:55am - intimacy - by teegtwo (woman) - United States

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML

#21215497
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42531) - you deserved it (3112)

On 07/20/2014 at 7:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

#21211411
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51457) - you deserved it (4215)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm - misc - by Is that..? - United States (Colorado)

Today, while out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice for her. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it the whole time, just like when I pick up my cat. FML

Today, I taught my 23-year-old boyfriend how to correctly brush his teeth. FML

#21209921
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40234) - you deserved it (6216)

On 07/15/2014 at 5:24pm - health - by stinky breath - United States (California)

Today, I left the house I'm staying at, not knowing that thunderstorms were forecast. I came back from work to find dog shit splattered all over the kitchen. Apparently the dogs I'm watching don't like thunder. FML

#21209155
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37748) - you deserved it (4852)

On 07/14/2014 at 6:48pm - animals - by Hiimhaileypotter (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I nearly had an anxiety attack trying to sneak up on my sister to silly-string her. FML

#21205230
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30660) - you deserved it (11844)

On 07/10/2014 at 5:28pm - misc - by cassieono - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

#21204913
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48236) - you deserved it (8522)

On 07/10/2014 at 9:34am - love - by oh my fucking god (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my road rage got so out of hand that I'm now actually inclined to honk obnoxiously at my computer when it's being slow. FML

#21204164
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28950) - you deserved it (14936)

On 07/09/2014 at 4:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States



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