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MzZombicidal

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 October 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 17194
  • Number of comments : 1002
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 38 posted

About MzZombicidal : Hey! My name's Kristine and I love this website.
[ feminist / 23 / taken / gamer / employed / artist ] ت

I like The Hulk and pugs.

Do you have an Xbox? You should send me your GT!

Instagram: bruce_baenner

Don't be shy! Go on ahead and message me!
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(P.S. Thanks for the fucks! lol)

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MzZombicidal's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend became a magician. His best trick? The disappearing act. FML

#21292946
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33260) - you deserved it (3859)

On 11/05/2014 at 8:11pm - love - by highheelcyanide (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML

#21292231
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40205) - you deserved it (4245)

On 11/04/2014 at 8:16pm - love - by single pringle - United States (New Jersey)

Today, army recruiters came to my school and set up some punching bags to attract potential recruits. I gave it a shot, managing to set the highest score at my school and fracture my wrist at the same time. FML

#21291962
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34187) - you deserved it (6761)

On 11/04/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I witnessed a hit-and-run. I used my phone to write down the license plate for the police. However, I didn't notice that my phone had autocorrected the number. FML

#21291857
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37583) - you deserved it (4375)

On 11/04/2014 at 9:01am - misc - by fuckshit (man) -

Today, while at work, I was shown CCTV footage of myself staring at the chest belonging to a teenager I was serving. I was accused of being a paedophile and nearly fired, all because I wanted to know what version of Spider-Man was on her T-shirt. FML

#21291439
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35342) - you deserved it (5440)

On 11/03/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by Not A Pervert - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML

#21290234
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33626) - you deserved it (3148)

On 11/02/2014 at 1:30am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML

#21290182
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32537) - you deserved it (7349)

On 11/02/2014 at 12:51am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boss is still refusing to fire my psychotic coworker, who's made it his mission to insult, annoy, bully and threaten me every day into making me quit. My boss is convinced the guy just has "assburger's" and that the company would get sued if we fired him. FML

#21289781
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33408) - you deserved it (3340)

On 11/01/2014 at 2:59pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML

#21289648
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34777) - you deserved it (2882)

On 11/01/2014 at 11:28am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML

#21288837
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30824) - you deserved it (3351)

On 10/31/2014 at 1:10am - health - by NoScrubs - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML

#21288808
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38235) - you deserved it (4309)

On 10/31/2014 at 12:25am - love - by facebookdeception - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

#21288518
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31294) - you deserved it (26142)

On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with my husband, so I set up some Halloween torches to create a wild ambiance. Unfortunately our dickhead neighbours saw the glow, didn't remember that fire tends to give off smoke, and called the fire department on us. FML

#21287079
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37674) - you deserved it (7463)

On 10/28/2014 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by BurnedDown (woman) - United Kingdom (East Riding of Yorkshire)

Today, I spent an hour painstakingly disassembling my antique mirror after discovering a stack of papers behind the back board. I finally got hold of one corner, and pulled out - a newspaper from 2007 and instructions for an IKEA bed. FML

#21286426
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28757) - you deserved it (4779)

On 10/27/2014 at 5:18pm - misc - by TukTuk (woman) - Germany (Sachsen)

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53212) - you deserved it (4095)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States



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