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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10780
  • Number of comments : 692
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 27 posted

About MzZombicidal : VvV Please read before messaging me VvV
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Hello! I'm Kristine (pronouced Kris-teen), 22, in a serious relationship, feminist, Atheist, not a fan of makeup, crazy rat lady, extremely obsessed with art, sloths, zombies, body modification and currently addicted to Destiny, Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, Dying Light and Gotham City Impostors. You can find me on Twitch (SlothFiendKristine), and Xbox 360/Xbox One (Mz Zombicidal). I do not give out any social networking site information to strangers so don't bug me for them. Compliments are fine but please don't flirt with me. I'm pretty outgoing but will hold back if you push me. [Respect me and I'll respect you.] I'm pretty sick of rude people so please don't message me just to ignore everything you've read here. Have a great day! ♥ (P.S. nothing on here is meant to come off as rude so I hope no one takes it that way.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TL;DR? Be respectful & nice, please. :)

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MzZombicidal's favorite FMLs

Today, I came out as bisexual to my friends via group message. They didn't respond; I had a panic attack. An hour later, one of my friends texted back, "k". FML

Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured my arm. As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked my pocket and took my wallet. He then said: "It's nothing personal." FML

#21281599
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36823) - you deserved it (2935)

On 10/20/2014 at 4:50am - misc - by ColdStones (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, is the start of the third month that I prayed I would be fired, just so I didn't have to quit because I hate awkward conversations. FML

#21281210
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25725) - you deserved it (7805)

On 10/19/2014 at 5:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML

#21280509
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34409) - you deserved it (12307)

On 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words "Lisa, will you..." then abruptly shat my pants. FML

#21271177
111 comments

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On 10/05/2014 at 11:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

#21265897
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35817) - you deserved it (3661)

On 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm - misc - by Operation Yewtree here I come (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I learned that even though a woman has a baby carriage and seems friendly, she won't be afraid to mug you in front of her kid. FML

#21262985
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34994) - you deserved it (2881)

On 09/22/2014 at 6:58am - health - by deathstar3548 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

#21261512
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37177) - you deserved it (3703)

On 09/19/2014 at 10:27pm - misc - by failingdaily - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, while on the bus, a friendly-looking guy smiled at me, so I smiled back. He then pointed at my teeth and said, "You gonna get those fixed, or just keep them as a conversation starter?" FML

Today, I told my physiotherapist a funny story. She got so entertained that she started giggling and twisted my broken arm. The pain was worse than when it broke in the first place. FML

#21251280
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33496) - you deserved it (3518)

On 09/03/2014 at 5:30pm - health - by svenska75 (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML

#21246638
115 comments

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On 08/27/2014 at 6:57pm - misc - by Woops (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

#21245090
175 comments

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On 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm - kids - by JackieD (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

#21243667
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33673) - you deserved it (23710)

On 08/23/2014 at 8:28am - work - by in big trouble - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend sent me pictures of him and his family on their trip in Florida. He accidentally included a picture of a girl sleeping in his bed, naked. FML

#21242918
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51145) - you deserved it (3687)

On 08/22/2014 at 2:02am - love - by lolatmylife - United States



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