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MzZombicidal

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 13369
  • Number of comments : 840
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 33 posted

About MzZombicidal : Hey! My name's Kristine and I love this website.
[ feminist / 22 / taken / gamer / employed / artist ] ت

I like The Hulk and pugs.

Do you have an Xbox? You should send me your GT!

Instagram: im.pulchritudinous

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Don't be shy! Go on ahead and message me!
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(P.S. Thanks for the fucks?) (T∇T)

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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MzZombicidal's favorite FMLs

Today, in the subway, a man ran up to me, grabbed me, and starting hugging me. He wouldn't stop hugging me, and his grip was too tight. I don't know what's worst, basically being harassed, or not being able to remember the last time I was hugged. FML

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43556) - you deserved it (18023)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

#16076748
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42120) - you deserved it (6925)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML

#15911784
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25658) - you deserved it (3943)

On 04/24/2011 at 7:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10995) - you deserved it (77207)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML

#15749336
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35093) - you deserved it (11563)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:08am - love - by husks -

Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML

#15616654
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35323) - you deserved it (12183)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Nicole - United States

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

#15445507
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30434) - you deserved it (15604)

On 03/23/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by cupcakelady127 (woman) - United States

Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML

#15366508
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30939) - you deserved it (6012)

On 03/18/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by nosleeptilpissoff (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

#15243539
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32606) - you deserved it (7037)

On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

#14985467
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10111) - you deserved it (59070)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47095) - you deserved it (9289)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, to prevent a fistfight at work, I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better, the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble for wasting company time. FML

#14917539
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24997) - you deserved it (4278)

On 02/10/2011 at 12:31am - work - by geoduck - United States

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8395) - you deserved it (62343)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML

#14410593
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22606) - you deserved it (3038)

On 12/31/2010 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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