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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 October 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 14734
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 36 posted

About MzZombicidal : Hey! My name's Kristine and I love this website.
[ feminist / 22 / taken / gamer / employed / artist ] ت

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MzZombicidal's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36863) - you deserved it (4606)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29820) - you deserved it (7566)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:59am - misc - by m2k (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36323) - you deserved it (7148)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by screwedwoman27 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML


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On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML


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On 05/26/2011 at 5:55am - intimacy - by Motionless (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML


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On 05/20/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by SophieGray - United States (New York)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML


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On 05/19/2011 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by rileycrash (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML


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On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (43568) - you deserved it (5465) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML


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On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, in the subway, a man ran up to me, grabbed me, and starting hugging me. He wouldn't stop hugging me, and his grip was too tight. I don't know what's worst, basically being harassed, or not being able to remember the last time I was hugged. FML

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML


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On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML


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On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML


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On 04/24/2011 at 7:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML


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On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

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