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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11378
  • Number of comments : 710
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 27 posted

About MzZombicidal : Hey! My name's Kristine and I love this website.
[ feminist / 22 / taken / gamer / introvert / friendly ] ت

Don't be shy! Feel free to message me for anything!

(P.S. Thanks for the fucks?) (T∇T)

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MzZombicidal's favorite FMLs

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (21946) - you deserved it (2694)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized just how awful my relationships have been when I discovered I emotionally connect with women on Jerry Springer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17407) - you deserved it (5109)

On 04/22/2012 at 2:14pm - love - by Coquette (woman) - United States

Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22401) - you deserved it (4021)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm - health - by JurassicHole (man) - United States

Today, I surprised my daughter by telling her that I'm going to treat the family to a trip to the Himalayas in a few months. She promptly threw a tantrum and listed her main reasons for not wanting us to go: "It's a freaking desert there," and, "I'll miss the new Spiderman movie." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23296) - you deserved it (3752)

On 04/13/2012 at 9:01pm - kids - by neverakid (man) - United States

Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30870) - you deserved it (19254)

On 04/12/2012 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by CantPublish - United States (California)

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML

Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML


I agree, your life sucks (5347) - you deserved it (28524)

On 03/20/2012 at 4:16am - misc - by argh (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend decided he is going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21112) - you deserved it (3168)

On 03/02/2012 at 10:01am - misc - by types (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8472) - you deserved it (52960) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by BadIdea - France

Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25727) - you deserved it (5930)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:23pm - kids - by Katherine - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18716) - you deserved it (6373)

On 02/07/2012 at 7:04am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23292) - you deserved it (2720)

On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25564) - you deserved it (3152)

On 01/29/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by honey soy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32702) - you deserved it (4937)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28814) - you deserved it (7995)

On 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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