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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 October 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 15990
  • Number of comments : 951
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 37 posted

About MzZombicidal : Hey! My name's Kristine and I love this website.
[ feminist / 23 / taken / gamer / employed / artist ] ت

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MzZombicidal's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25239) - you deserved it (2287)

On 11/20/2015 at 9:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25920) - you deserved it (7896)

On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML

Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25876) - you deserved it (2692)

On 11/02/2015 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said "But seriously... no." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25293) - you deserved it (1674)

On 10/31/2015 at 3:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I called a doctor's office for a referral. I was in public, so when she asked me what type of issue I had, I mumbled that I had a vaginal issue. After painstakingly having to repeat this several times, she said she was asking what kind of insurance I have. FML


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On 10/27/2015 at 4:16pm - health - by Jess -

Today, I was grooming one of my horses, when she stepped on my foot. I yelled and frantically tried to push her away. She turned her head toward me and shifted the rest of her weight onto my foot. I'm in the hospital now. FML

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML


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On 10/21/2015 at 12:46am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML


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On 10/20/2015 at 6:13am - love - by bubblewrap (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28263) - you deserved it (4992)

On 10/13/2015 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML


I agree, your life sucks (24960) - you deserved it (2449)

On 10/09/2015 at 2:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23009) - you deserved it (1804)

On 09/28/2015 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28401) - you deserved it (3042)

On 08/30/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was lying on a couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20070) - you deserved it (8580)

On 08/24/2015 at 4:46am - misc - by Annie (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my roommates decided to do some experimental baking. To be supportive, I tried one of their creations. I've been alternating between vomiting and diarrhea for the past hour. My jaw is sore from vomiting, and I can barely muster the energy to flush between "switching sides" anymore. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25627) - you deserved it (2270)

On 08/03/2015 at 1:31am - health - by sendhelp - United States (Utah)

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