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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 January 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11456
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MyzticHydra : not much to say
just your typical asian guy :)
i love funny things makes me happy :D
im fully Chinese even tho i may look something else

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MyzticHydra's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32377) - you deserved it (8724)

On 08/24/2009 at 10:22am - health - by AvengdSevenfold (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41604) - you deserved it (5442)

On 08/02/2009 at 4:39am - misc - by epicfail (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my job as a flight attendant. A passenger on my plane stopped breathing and turned blue. As I cleared his airways and was busy strapping an oxygen mask to his face, the passenger behind him tried to hand me her trash. Apparently I'm a walking trash can, no matter what I'm doing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65440) - you deserved it (3139)

On 07/28/2009 at 3:29am - work - by skygoddess (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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